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Welp just had to get off the already 2.5 hour delayed flight I just boarded because they had a maintenance problem, another 40 min to an hour. This shit sucks
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I gotta stop flying American dog
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This is good too but I'm not sure I'll be able to fit it in due to the time I'm going to spend standing still on the moving walkways with my roller bag beside me
it's fun to weave back and forth between sides of the airport hallway while wheeling a suitcase behind you so you're essentially ten feet long
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Anyway since I have some extra time in the airport I'm going to pass some time by going out in the middle of the aisle where everyone is walking and stopping suddenly
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Love when the screen at the gate says boarding starts in 15 minutes and the airline app says the incoming flight won't land for 25 minutes. Just lying for no reason
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Fascists get wrecked
Here's some fashy tears for your Sunday.
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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too
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Maybe I love having covid. You can't prove that I don't
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The 2nd leading pollster projects a similar result—if anything a higher range for the Left coalition. This wld be a much stronger result than expected for the Macron bloc. If confirmed, key takeaway: Left & Macronist voters transferred onto each other much more than expected. Clear anti-RN front.
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"cookie" is the most British sounding word in American English and they don't even say it
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I think my favorite Instagram video i inexplicably get recommended over and over is the one where the cat jumps from the inflatable boat and comes way way short of the sailboat
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Sinn Féin now Northern Ireland's largest party in the UK Parliament.
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I have to go to the bathroom
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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There are still people doing the "are you happy with your protest vote against Hillary" shit, on this website, which didn't exist for 7 years after she lost an election to Donald Trump
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I also said this to the governor
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History will recall that the New York Times, that bastion of "the liberal media," on July 4, 2024 chose to give prime space on their op-ed page to a theocratic absolutist who argued that people shouldn't vote, even though he himself has voted in the last 2 elections (but nowhere is that mentioned).
When I first saw this I thought "no, that can't possibly be true." But alas, the Times did indeed choose today of all days to publish a right winger's recycled piece about how they don't vote, failing to mention that the author basically thinks absolutist theocracies are cool.
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Thank God for that at least
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I have also been spotted arriving at Ben Affleck's home amid marital woes
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Biden has to do the liquid swords bit for real to prove he's fit
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Someone's about to ask Biden what he'd do if he got a calfskin wallet for his birthday
Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.
Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.
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To clarify this for the Americans: Rishi is a posho fuckrat, wealth beyond wealth, he probably eats quail stuffed with caviar with a side of lobster foie gras every day for lunch. He said 'sandwiches' because he thinks it's what the povvos eat all the time
Huh?!
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I have some exciting personal news. After a long nationwide search and an intense audition process, I’ve been selected to be the new Dr Disrespect
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Yakub really snapped when he made me😤
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Strict scrutiny is when you look over your glasses at something
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anyway George W Bush did 9/11
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I think the most annoying thing I do regularly is ask if they have fernet on planes. They don't. They will never say yes to that