Woven Antelope

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Mostly music, but also sports. Also a decent bit of book talk, outdoorsy stuff, etc.

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timeline cleanse hat tip @penryu.bsky.social

Think I’m gonna send it to Nashville for the BEAT tour. Need to see these fuggin’ nerds play three 80s King Crimson albums in full.

Doesn’t matter what the problem is, punk rock is the solution.

“And then one day you find to your intense delight That three wrong turns can really make a right So why not be like me? be proud of all your crimes 'Cause when I screw up once, I do it two more times” - Phish

A jazz musician once told me “If I make a mistake while performing I make sure to do it at least twice more, so people will assume I’m just being avant garde.”

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i was at the gas station and one of the drunkest people i've ever seen in public asked me if i've ever tried sour patch kids. i said yeah they're good

Spain’s is wordless so they nail it every time 😂

Do other countries have singers that butcher their anthems?

show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie

Hilarious

What about Carl Lewis

BZE: Big Zod Energy

JD Vance's eyeliner is getting more prominent with every TV hit

Stay safe Chicago friends 🙏

In a bunk bed dorm room. Roomie stumbled in drunk and started hooking up with someone he picked up at the bar in the lower bunk not realizing I was there. They were trashed, it was over soon. I get up to go to the bathroom in the morning and I hear a stranger say, “Can you throw me those panties?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

Alright, I have a distraction thread. What is the worst thing your flatmate ever did? I'll start: I came home early from work and caught him, wanking in MY bed 🤮

Teoscar is just crushing right now

Was having dinner outside in a cafe in a narrow alley in Brussels a few years ago and Wee Man strolled by. I yelled out “Wee Man!” and he just threw up a fist, smiled and kept walking 😂

I need to watch Jackass again. Been way too long.

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We’re all under the same stars✨

I need to watch Jackass again. Been way too long.

I need to water the flowers, but I’m watching boys hit balls.

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The entire discography of Lee Baines III and the Glory Fires, which is an S-Tier account of the authentic Southern working class

Folks are posting their “better than hillbilly elegy” reading suggestions. Add yours

For the non-middle of the night crowd.

Volume 2 of the weekly playlist just dropped. The last one was really shoegaze heavy. This one touches on bluegrass, 80s college rock, modern indie, one shoegaze song, some Tuareg desert rock, some introspective country, and some other fun surprises. Hope you enjoy. Smash that subscribe button 😂

The Week: Vol. 2open.spotify.com The Week: Vol. 2 · Playlist · 14 songs · 5 likes

Worst national anthem performances I can recall: 3. Roseanne Barr 2. Guy with harmonica before an Atlanta United game 1. Whistled anthem before a Baltimore Orioles game

Oh my god this is an all time bad singing of the national anthem

Opened Facebook and a friend was posting pics of her kidney stones and well, that’s enough of that site tonight.

The opening ceremonies should just be Mongolia parading and all the other teams sitting in the stands pouting in their goofy outfits.

This summer I will be supporting the Mongolian Olympic team because this is their uniform and it is a thousand times better than anything Nike has ever made.

Starting a weekly playlist where you can get an hour’s worth of music to explore every week. URL/playlist stays the same, but the songs will change out every Monday. It’s a bit shoegaze heavy this week, but it could be all Americana next week. Give it a go:

The Week: Vol. 1open.spotify.com The Week: Vol. 1 · Playlist · 15 songs · 1 likes

The Week: Vol. 2open.spotify.com The Week: Vol. 2 · Playlist · 14 songs · 5 likes

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the general vibe at the moment

Bring back the Confederations Cup!

ARGENTINA AND SPAIN NEXT SUNDAY

Love the guys shit talking each other while covering their mouths because they know there are ten thousand cameras on them. You know what they were saying was atrocious if you’re covering your mouth to say it.

Thought the choice for Colombia to not play that ball down the wing was odd and they got lit up on the counter.

Don’t see how these guys have anything left in the tank and they are fucking ZOOMING

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Mural promoting an antifascist demonstration in Vienna on 20 July at 3pm

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Who else making bleep bloops rn say yeah