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what are we doing here? he accidentally said million instead of billion and then immediately knew it and corrected himself. he didn’t “flub a line” and then “make an effort to correct himself,” he did the speaking equivalent of a typo that you know you’ve made and instantly correct
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ironically i screwed it up - he said billion instead of trillion. starting to think i’ll never be president
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I'm sorry I have to ask you to delete your account. The donors are panicking, you see.
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he could have avoided this whole mess by simply wishing each of them a special presidential happy birthday
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I wish Biden could be more responsible when speaking in public, maybe by encouraging his supporters to inject bleach or something. You know, cognitively sound thinking.
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Also, you are already my president, Andrew.
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Working on the articles of impeachment as we speak
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I do kind of feel bad (not too bad cuz whatever) but Biden gets dragged for normal human error because people have put him under a microscope. Meanwhile Trump is bragging he’s smart because he asked a batshit shark hypothetical. Like come on
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I missed the word “jillion” in Spelling Bee, these things happen
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people are saying you make more and more mistakes like this
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Maybe you shouldn’t schedule any skeets after 4:00 pm EDT.
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Sorry about the early onset dementia, andy™️. Tough break there.
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very concerning for your cognitive ability
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lol, I just came to tease you for that. Cognitive issues andy? Whoa, you need to have someone take your car keys away.😊
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And here I thought you did that on porpoise.
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You could always run as a Republican!