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why did those monks think that witches stole penises and kept them in a penis tree ????? !!!!!
I am laughing so fucking hard right now.
2 inches of cleavage gets a label, but a whole ass tree of dicks is just fine, apparently.
i had a feeling it would be totally fine ✨✨✨✨misogyny✨✨✨✨
I'm so sorry, gang, this was me. I was... Pffffhooo, I have no excuse. I was going through it at the time, and that's just on me.
I mean the main thing witches do is steal penises and I guess they have to keep them somewhere. Maybe the witches buried one to hide it and it grew into a penis treee.
you kinda had to be there. it was mostly for magnet purposes I think
they kept them as pets and fed them oats according to the celibate monks
you can't believe every tapestry or illuminated manuscript you see is all I'm saying
hehehe are you a what we do in the shadows fan
First thing I’d do with a stolen penis, ngl
cute lil penis christmas tree with glittery cum for festiveness
This is why we go to the witches’ house for Yule- it’s a blast every time
now we just call it bottom surgery
You don't have penis trees across the pond? 😉
Well where else would they keep them?
