Annoyed O’Brien: Listen Ensign, sometimes you need some self care. Hypothetically, you might stay a little longer on a work order in the Jefferies Tubes than you need to. Maybe set up a little alcove with your favorite snacks. A blanket. A book. Perhaps a heater. Maybe you stay your whole shift. Hypothetically.

Listen Ensign, sometimes you need some self care. Hypothetically, you might stay a little longer on a work order in the Jefferies Tubes than you need to. Maybe set up a little alcove with your favorite snacks. A blanket. A book. Perhaps a heater. Maybe you stay your whole shift. Hypothetically.

There you are, Chief. Quick, come with me. There's no time to explain.

Of course! OBVIOUSLY this means a secret mission of the utmost magnitude or you wouldn’t disturb me. I know that. What’s the sit rep? That’s code for situation report.

Restroom's haunted.

Ok hold on. You said that last year, and it was just a clogged toilet. You’re telling me that this time, THIS TIME, you’re SURE that there is evidence of paranormal activity??

I said there's no time to explain.

Right. Right you did say that. But I’m going to need at least a HINT to know what I’m up against

But STAY OUTTA MY CORNER, Ensign, or I'll give ya what for. Plasma-conduit, level 6, section A-3. It took me months to set it up. Tricky transporter work getting the massaging recliner in. If you fool with my stuff or take anything, I'll send my unionized Cardassian Vole buddies to mess you up.

That beam in WAS masterfully done

PIVOT!

Sometimes you need some alone time.

Exactly. Well, except for the voles

One of them went through the wormhole all on his own.

Yeah I think he’s a Q

In another world that might be called a Smiley Hole.

I don’t know what that is, but Riker is laughing hysterically

one of the things I miss about seaQuest DSV is how the captain who built this revolutionary, fusion powered, living tissue sub would have to deal with crewmen sneaking things into the void spaces, like in one case a whole barbecue grill.

Now THERES an idea

Look, either you take the time for maintenance or life will force you to take the time for repair.

That’s what Keiko says! She’s on Bajor right now for a very important botany conference.

Chief why is there a distillery down here and what’s that smell

Listen. You smell nothing. You saw nothing.

Me?

Goldfish Crackers.

Exactly.

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