Ari Cohn: S.O.'s outrage whenever anyone on a cooking show presents a tartare to the judges is so remarkably consistent that I've started using it as a baseline in my head for figuring out it he's *actually* mad at me.

S.O.'s outrage whenever anyone on a cooking show presents a tartare to the judges is so remarkably consistent that I've started using it as a baseline in my head for figuring out it he's *actually* mad at me.

Because he thinks tartare is gross, or because he’s a tartare connoisseur and he’s offended by the mediocrity of their execution?

"This is a cooking show, not a serve something pretty much exactly how you bought it but cut into tiny pieces show"

I hate the cooking shows where they make names up for things to make them seem fancy...

Yes, we need to know this.

*serene smile*

What's his beef? 🥁...I'll show myself out.

What does he have against tartare for cryin' out loud?

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