Ned Yost Malone: I will be governor. My platform is as follows: 1. Connect Texas to the national grid 2. High-speed rail connecting San Antonio/Houston/Austin/DFW 3. Move the Texas Rangers to Montreal 4. Move the Stars to Houston 5. Declare war on Oklahoma (DFW included)

I will be governor. My platform is as follows: 1. Connect Texas to the national grid 2. High-speed rail connecting San Antonio/Houston/Austin/DFW 3. Move the Texas Rangers to Montreal 4. Move the Stars to Houston 5. Declare war on Oklahoma (DFW included)

Again, none of this makes sense unless you accept my theory that nothing makes Greg Abbott happier than someone dying as a result of his policies.

I find your platform interesting and I wonder if you have any literature you would like to share.

Well hell son, you got my vote!

hmm the first time I've ever wanted to vote for Greg

You are now Senior VP of Marketing for the Houston Sugar Kings NHL franchise. Spoils System is alive and well.

thank you for correctly identifying my main point of concern

UNT is my alma mater. I spent a long time in DFW and still have a lot of friends there. That’s how I know the whole area is too far gone to be saved. Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

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