Ned Yost Malone

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Rented a big industrial carpet cleaner thing and cleaned our carpets. Don’t do that. You don’t want to know. Live happily in your filth.

Happy 6th anniversary to Wayne Rooney’s Day At The Baseball

Ready to see Rishi eat a big ol steamin bowl of shit

The Angels are paying Mike Trout and Anthony Rendón $75.6 million this season and they have played in a combined 46 games lol

Celebrating the 4th just like the founders intended: watching the Tour de France and waiting for Argentina/Ecuador, sober the whole damn day

Really thought those Anonymous dudes would play a larger role than they have

In the landmark decision “Gorsuch vs All Y’all” Gorsuch wrote the majority opinion “Gorsuch rules!” in a 6-3 vote along ideological lines

Me: The USMNT needs more guys who play in Europe [sees Josh Sargent warming up] The ginger from Norwich doesn’t count

They really went all-in on the guy with a cameo in Home Alone 2

Learning French so I can cuss Caillou out in his native language, piece of shit

The most appropriately-rated band of the last 40 years is Black Crowes. No one underrates the Black Crowes. No one overrates the Black Crowes.

Hello! I’m an alcoholic who has chosen to not have a drink for

Thanks to Leeds selling an 18-year old generational talent connected to the club for generations to fkng Brentford, my quest for One Decent Thing To Happen in 2024 continues

Thanks to Leeds losing today, my quest for One Decent Thing To Happen in 2024 goes on

Hell yeah I’m gonna take a NAP, a Nice Ass Pause from today

One time back when I had a Blog, An Guy complained that I talked briefly about the Tour de France so out of spite the musical selection the next day was Kraftwerk’s entire “Tour De France” album

Tour de France Stage 1, Euros later this morning and afternoon. HUGE day for EuroTrash like me

I’ll be damned

I’ve never heard of Montreal’s 1st Round pick Ivan Demidov before but I already love him. Great job Kent Hughes

I didn’t have an eight-hour drive ahead of me, but it sounds like a pretty damn good idea today

I’ve got an eight hour drive ahead of me and suddenly it’s feeling like a great way to avoid looking at my phone

They shouting from Dalton all the way down to Valdosta

No one is giving Georgia a chance against Portugal but I guess They forgot about Ol’ Kirby Smart

Added a Hamstring component to my run: The inside of my ears are so sweaty my earbuds fell out and I’d have to stop and pick them up

That Twister sequel is going to be so stupid and I already love it

Late to bed and early to rise Makes a man dead behind the eyes

I will be governor. My platform is as follows: 1. Connect Texas to the national grid 2. High-speed rail connecting San Antonio/Houston/Austin/DFW 3. Move the Texas Rangers to Montreal 4. Move the Stars to Houston 5. Declare war on Oklahoma (DFW included)

Again, none of this makes sense unless you accept my theory that nothing makes Greg Abbott happier than someone dying as a result of his policies.

Of all of the 400+ career homer guys, Giancarlo Stanton is easily the dumbest

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Every Beatles song is either 🎵 Hey, hey, hey 🎵 The sun came up today 🎵 I will be glad today 🎵 I'm going on my way Or (spoken) A woman was just killed Georgina Butterfield 🎵 [distorted circus noises]

Not sure exactly what I was expecting, staying up until 2am to finish the novel by the Icelandic author, but I guess Crushingly Depressing ending was telegraphed by the fact that the author is Icelandic

I have no problem admitting that one of the best concerts I ever saw was Hootie & The Blowfish in Savannah, Georgia in 1999