Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅: You did it. You crazy sons of bitches, you did it. Jeremy the Tortoise: Bluesky’s main character, and also universally beloved. They said it couldn’t be done.

You did it. You crazy sons of bitches, you did it. Jeremy the Tortoise: Bluesky’s main character, and also universally beloved. They said it couldn’t be done.

Unrepentant

Mildly distressing to know that something that size can just ram right through metal gates whenever it wants 😳

And he can press on indefinitely without pause, with an unerring ability to not merely track a potential amorous partner but to enlist allies to transport him. Nowhere is safe, only safer.

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