Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅

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Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on.

He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.

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Mute, perhaps, and yet so very clearly saying so much.

Mute swan. #birds

I don’t think I have ever done anything with the singular focus that Sundrop applies to chomping his murder mittens.

That 19th beer, tho. That one ain’t great.

I did a thing! Look at this thing I did! There’s a cat! youtu.be/ghkkIQtghak?...

Vaguely ASMR leather working, I guess? And there’s a cat!youtu.be I make a leather mousepad! Without talking! And there’s a cat.

These guys are back! Cicadas are just the most relatable little guys, even aside from their dumb little perpetually befuddled faces. I too want to sleep for seventeen years and then climb a tree and scream until they die.

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I’m finally at Panera to drink the Forbidden Lemonade.

You did it. You crazy sons of bitches, you did it. Jeremy the Tortoise: Bluesky’s main character, and also universally beloved. They said it couldn’t be done.

Unrepentant

True fact: a bit ago I needed a tiny PowerPoint thing to explain something at work and found that Comic Sans wasn’t available anymore. But I dug around until I found one similar enough to annoy my boss. (I’m not allowed to talk to people outside the team without supervision. It’s okay, I get it.)

WHY. WHY IS THIS CAR WASH USING COMIC SANS. WHY IS THERE A RECORDED LADY SCREAMING AT US TO INSERT CASH OR CARD.

It’s Leap Day. Post frog. (I took away his cigarette after this. In retrospect I feel bad; do you have any idea how long it takes to pay for a pack of smoke’s on a frog’s salary?)

It's Leap Day. Post frog. 🐸🐸🐸

If you see this, post something toothy. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. (I wanna play! Never miss a chance to post my dog being ugly.)

If you see this, post something toothy. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Tag yourself, I’m foul language.

GUESS WHO JUST SPENT FIVE HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY VET WORRIED SICK OVER HIS DOG AND JUST FOUND OUT SHE CAN’T WALK BECAUSE SHE HAS APOCALYPTIC, EARTH SHATTERING GAS

This is the energy I’m trying to bring into the new year.

Happy new year, all! May the horrors ahead be lesser than the horrors behind.

Bro wrote a whole article about how offended he is at people being easily offended, as opposed to himself, who cannot be offended. Like. I’m a curmudgeon. But I flatter myself I’m a *little* more self aware than this.

Cannot describe how tedious, dubious and ugly this piece is.

Okay who let this jackass in. We leave this stuff in the bad place.

Here’s an account worth blocking. And yes, MLK repeatedly denounced white privilege. He could even spell it correctly.

GIANT MILITARY CATS MADE IT OVER

F-16s for Ukraine

Hoooooo boy. Twitter ads remain undefeated.

Man, late TV ads *wish* they could be this weird. Gonna be real, essentially the only reason I go to Twitter is to see how stupid the ads are getting. THE TRUTH BEAM™️

RELEASE THE PACHYDERMS

Well I’ll be damned. The right really *is* getting better at comedy. Not feeling nervous, tho.

You’d have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at this https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/16/politics/giuliani-trump-legal-bills/index.html

Rudy Giuliani made desperate appeal to Trump to pay his legal bills in Mar-a-Lago meeting | CNN Poli...www.cnn.com With his attorney in tow, Rudy Giuliani traveled to Mar-a-Lago in recent months on a mission to make a personal and desperate appeal to former President Donald Trump to pay his legal bills. By going i...

VALIDATE ME YOU HEATHENS I WROTE ALT TEXT FOR YOU INGRATES

Live Laugh Loaf

Petsmart had some pride stuff on clearance. I didn’t really consider the insult inherent in putting this stuff on these hideous goblins, but Molly is doing her best to be a queer icon. Camilla, on the other hand, has no idea what’s happening but is EXTREMELY excited to be a part of it.

I HAVE A NEW CAT COSPLAY TO DESIGN

SCIENCE OFFICER REPORTING FOR DUTY

It feels wrong to have an empty feed. So here, have a picture of Queen Belle and Princess Jasmine playing Pathfinder, the NERDS. Jasmine stop peeking behind the screen.

End of feed.