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Blue Heron Farm

@blueheronfarm.bsky.social

Antifa goat dairy and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We make cheese and trouble.

Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
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The downside of starting to have more followers in this place is finding out how many people don't have any sense of humor at all. So many literalist scolds. 🙄
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Four years ago, I named our foster dogs Julian and Liz. America makes poor choices.
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I feel like it's been a while since I've said this, but abolish ICE.
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Big news from the dairy porch: Resident orb weaver has shed her skin overnight. 🕷️
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Yo dawg I heard you like dog ears so my dog grew some ears so you can look at dog ears while you're looking for dog ears
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I've had two drinks, why not pitch a grenade: The only thing wrong about the RFK dog thing is the racism. If you eat meat, there is no good reason for any variety of animal to be off limits, unless it's endangered.
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Look at this magnificent birb
It only we had video uploads, I also got one where he was about to fall out of the tree 🪶🦅
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We're having another debate.
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The discourse about replacing Biden has gotten rancid. Might I suggest we all find unity in our one true love, hating cyber trucks and laughing at their owners?
Fan Boy Finally Questions Tesla After 2 Broken Tesla Cybertrucks In 4 Monthsjalopnik.com The owner's second Cybertruck was essentially a giant brick in the hands of Tesla Service
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I'm talking to Sammie about election law
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Ok, but seriously, @bsky.app - look at the replies. Wtf?
Sorry to this man, but, like, why bluesky? Why?
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Can I say something without everybody getting mad?
Just saw the RFK barbecued dog photo and I am beyond disturbed. I’m done for the day
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It's time for Sammie's daily ear check-in
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Sorry to this man, but, like, why bluesky? Why?
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Most *white* Americans. There is no country on earth that imprisons more of its population than the US. Prisoners disproportionately Black. The US leads the world in child executions. Not a typo. Disproportionately Black. Life expectancy for US Black folk lower than for Uighur Chinese. Not a typo
Pretty much. What it mostly boils down to is that most Americans really don’t have the faintest idea what living under modern authoritarian regimes actually looks like, and how it’s often at the same time way more boring and way more scary than they’d imagined.
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This reskeet is an endorsement
Even if you have a cute little garden you won't produce enough to live or feed a family in a societal collapse. You will always need other people. You will have to work your ass off every day and fight men at the same time. Y'all don't put laundry away for days.
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It's morning in America and even the alarm is alarmed.
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Perhaps your day could be improved with a picture of my perfect son, Teddy Beans
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Sammie didn't know what happened to that box. She's never seen it before.
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We're printing t-shirts tonight and, well, just a reminder:
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Something you can do TODAY to fight the oppressive state.
Can I provide a quick plug for the Inside Books Project? They provide books to people incarcerated in Texas and are always in need of donations (incl. by mail)! insidebooksproject.org/donate-books
Donate Used Books in Austininsidebooksproject.org Donate gently used books in Austin. Sent free to prisoners in Texas.
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I know I mention this every time some notable fascism happens, but one simple way to help fight it is to to help people work around it. Buy a pack of these stickers for $20, or ask for a free pack if you don't have the money. Then stick them in public restrooms, etc www.plancpills.org/stickers
Stickers & Mini-Flyers | Plan Cwww.plancpills.org Order stickers, flyers, protest signs and more to help spread information on abortion pill access by mail.
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I already sent this guy into the bag of dicks, but I just wanted you to know that we are under no obligation to take people like this seriously.
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Perhaps you would feel better if we did our daily check-in with Sammie's ears.
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This is the problem. Normies don't know. You nerds are going to have to get in touch with all the losers you hated from high school. Do your work.
Biden, more than ever, needs to run ads educating the public on everything the Trump court is doing. And that Trump, not Biden, is responsible. Because some Americans still think it's Biden's fault. Dobbs, Presidential Immunity, Chevron, etc. Show the scorched earth they're gonna make happen.
17% of Voters Blame Biden for the End of Roewww.nytimes.com The mistaken belief, in a new poll, shows how even as abortion is mobilizing Democrats, confusion over the issue is also a challenge.
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On the upside, Bide can go ahead and cancel all that student debt. Just fucking do it. What are they going to do, tell him it wasn't legal?
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Try not to think of it as Trump will never be held accountable for his four years of crimes, but instead think of the fact that he will be completely unrestrained by any laws against the crimes he will commit if he gets elected again.