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Free Palestine

Cloud Tech Specialist.

Father.

Probably thinking about chocolate rn
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Is that the end of Jacob Rees Mogg?
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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Discworld QOTD, from Soul Music
Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times “‘And when in doubt, take all your clothes off,' said Caleb. ‘What for?' ‘Sign of a good berserk, taking all your clothes off. Frightens the hell out of the enemy. If anyone starts laughing, stab 'em one.’”
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That Heritage Foundation statement threatening a violent revolution against the left = that moment in a movie in which the forces of evil loudly announce their evil plans. except in real life, unlike in a movie, most normal people don’t even realize this has *happened* (which is our job).
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A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck
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The Podium of Doom has been deployed #ukpol
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The bike in Scavenger's Reign. I want one so fucking bad.
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Lads I'm calling it It's basically Friday Fuck this
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Therapist: "And was it at this point that you came for Simone Biles?" A weeping, sniveling wreak: "... Yes." "I see." Makes note* in case file. *note is smiley face and poop.
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Why are things turning to shit? Post-Covid - the "essential workers" received nothing but words. The gardaí, nurses and junior doctors, shelf packers, delivery drivers... nothing. Anyone deemed "essential" after the pandemic had "passed" should have received a tax-free windfall - 2k, 1k euro.
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#usPol They're not getting rid of either of them. if they have a pulse, they're staying the course. It would be fun, I hope I'm wrong, but both parties are stuck in fucking amber.
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I'd say Sunak can't fucking wait.
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"Scavenger's Reign" is manna from Heaven.
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Yorgos Lanthimos: "No, no, MORE FUCKED UP. MORE FUCKED UP." Later, same guy: "Make it MORE FUCKED UP. This is good. But can't it be MORE FUCKED UP." Even later, sucking a cigarette: "This isn't FUCKED UP ENOUGH."
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Anyone in the Ringsend/Irishtown area want to meet me for a coffee or a pint Friday about 2pm, and chat with me about what we should be covering in Dublin Inquirer?
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Irish weather Best I can do is high-winds-and-sunny or windless-and-cloudy
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Wordle 1,102 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤪💯🫠
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OK wow
Beachcombing Finds: last Friday whilst on a beach clean up at Hightown we found a linoleium(?) letterpress of a page from John Wyndham's Day of the Triffids - chapter 11 'And Further On'.
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"Unsoliticted advice is always criticism." -- My mum.
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Among the rubble, among the wreckage, among the destruction, among the blood, corpses, martyrs, body parts, tents, suffering, pain, fatigue, and illness, we convey to you our vibrant voice of freedom. Here we are, still alive, breathing, and living. 🇵🇸❤️🍉✌️
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Connections Puzzle #376 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 I wanna talk to the person who set this one. Just talk I swear
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To those who celebrate this kind of thing, know that we are heading back towards Spooky Darkness Times again yay 👍 👻🎃👹🏮
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gonna go check out Dave2D's latest video, see what his hair is up to...
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Rage Against The Machine Learning.
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Rebuilding my son's pc this afternoon.I've felt less pressure upgrading grid infrastructure on a 8 rack Exadata cluster