Adam Sharp: A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

A list of eight cute animal rhymes to say farewell... 8. In a while, crocodile 7. Toodle-oo, kangaroo 6. Ciao for now, Jersey cow 5. Why you still here, white-tailed deer 4. Just piss off, luna moth 3. Go to hell, red gazelle 2. Kiss my hole, woodland vole 1. Off you fuck, crested duck

A list of eight more lovely animal rhyme goodbyes... 8. See you later, alligator 7. Fare thee well, sand gazelle 6. You take care, grizzly bear 5. Now on you jog, prairie dog 4. Get in the bin, pangolin 3. Hope you rot, ocelot 2. Step on a lego, gargoyle gecko 1. Eat a dick, lone star tick

Rhymey byes with celebrities: 8. Come again soon, Reese Witherspoon 7. Have a nice day, Lana Del Rey 6. See you anon, Simon Le Bon 5. There’s the door, Pauly Shore 4. Now off you feck, Gregory Peck 3. Take a hike, Dick Van Dyke 2. Fall down a well, Harvey Keitel 1. I’ve run out of rhymes, Beyoncé

I'll help you pack, Rishi Sunak

Go blow a hog, Jacob Rees-Mogg

Don’t go with a fuss, former PM Truss

You should have fucked off sooner, Ian Paisley Junior

I believe that's more of a David Cameron speciality.

Too soon (Eyes go swishy, has been Rishi GIF)

Shift your face, Ricky Gervais.

Auf Wiedersehen, Shirley MacLaine

Time to shift, Taylor Swift.

Now be on your way, Marisa Tomei

I must quit, my dear Brad Pitt.

Just leave howling, JK Rowling.

Sling your hook, western rook.

Beat your feet, parakeet.

It’s eat a dick you dik dik

Umm....

Au revoir, petit chamois. Hasta luego, gordo canejo

Out the door feral boar

Your reign is over, Caspian plover You lost big, mulefoot pig In the bin, pangolin

Vamoose, bull moose

Sayonara, capybara

Take the L, swift gazelle

See you never, Brown Swiss heifer

Bis spaeter, Alligator.

The fucks a sayonara

Time to go, carrion crow

Rwanda ticket paid, tardigrade

Get to Rwanda, foreign Red Panda

Take your cheese and wine, pot-bellied swine

Off you go, buffalo

Sling yer hook, noisy rook

And don't forget the one Bobby McFerrin came up with: mañana, iguana.

I’ll count to three, honey bee

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I wonder if cuteness seekers struggle with sunken cost feelings once they've passed number 4.

Tschüss, goose

Auf wiedersehen, whooping crane

Don't come back, Weasel Sunak

are we celebrating the election result in the most you way possible?

We sure are!

cheers!

Stop watching me in the bush, platypus Why are you in my house, Mickey Mouse Get away from my window, little minnow Oh shit, it's the cops, tricky fox

Bye bye magpie.

Toodle-oo, wallaroo

Leave me be, chimpanzee

Go on the prowl, raggedy owl

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