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mr president: you must beat splatterhouse 3 on the sega genesis live on stream with no save states and no game genie codes. no bathroom breaks
Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.
Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.
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Biden's brain begins to smell of rot ..... of the grave.
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I will only vote for a candidate who can finish the Ecco The Dolphin level "Welcome to the Machine"
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How good of an ending are we talking about here? Does he have to save Jenny and his son too? Can he get off with one or the other?
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Does he have to get the good ending or just beat it
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if he could beat the first level i would be astounded
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Listen Here Jack, Me and My ol friend Terror Mask won't let you sonsabitches touch Jennifer 😎 🍦
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Did all games from that era look like Altered Beast or did I just drink too much and smoke too much weed?
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My fellow Americans, I got through the underwater stage, but Donatello died outside the weirdly small Technodrome. Your new presidential ticket is Bebop and Rocksteady. God help us all.
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