It looks like I am now the last single holdout among all my friends. I’m the kind of guy that if I were in a bad romcom my friends would take bets on who could get me laid first, or if at all
The rom translation community has rendered into English some of the worst fucking garbage I’ve ever played in my life but not the first Slime Morimori Dragon Quest game
drum'n'bass musicians always seem to imagine their music exists in a dark, dystopian cyber realm. which is true except that it's not the one with rainy neon-lit alleys and cyborgs, it's the one with spreadsheets, health insurance deductibles and paywalls
I wish there was an alternate variety of Dr. Bronner’s that just had a normal blank label on it. I like the soap but sometimes I just want to get ready for my day without reading a bunch of schizophrenic bullshit
“fuck around and find out” is maybe the corniest phrase ever invented. it was always corny. there was never a point where you didn’t sound like the squeaky voiced teen from the simpsons
I think a SNES or something adaptation of Calvinball would have been cool, or some other kind of backyard game where the dipshit kid opponent keeps crying and changing the rules if you win and you have to beat him even with his power to alter everything stacked against you
If you’re into the Harry Potter books because they feature an eclectic and very English cast of eccentric characters good and evil with silly names that sound like the person they’re named for who interact with a bland featureless boy main character, you should maybe try reading Dickens too
I’m really doing it, I’m really getting a kneeling chair because I don’t want to stop playing video games but I also don’t want sciatica pain down my ass every day
