bakoon: in one of the most egregious king ralph type situations i have been named the Tory MP for South Goopney and am now head of the 1922 committee. wooly bully playing on the soundtrack as i make a smoke a blunt in a big fancy room

in one of the most egregious king ralph type situations i have been named the Tory MP for South Goopney and am now head of the 1922 committee. wooly bully playing on the soundtrack as i make a smoke a blunt in a big fancy room

It’s been 30 years and I still think about King Ralph pretty regularly, I guess that’s not gonna change for the rest of my life

any time england is in the news king ralph appears in my mind as a buffer

*getting excited* heard there was an election, any chance this leads to a kin-

I was six years old when this movie came out and while I know I’ve seen the movie my much more distinct memory is *demanding* my parents take me to Burger King for the King Ralph burger youtu.be/3fkh9g4N0hw?...

Burger King - King Ralph Commercial 1991youtu.be A burger fit for a king for only 79 cents.

He thought fancy British things meant something different.

its a hard movie to shake. you could have any kind of candy you wanted

The accidental king is an Arthurian story archetype. The fates are always making inexplicable choices

is your name some kind of database default or something

no im just very stupid

Can I be the leader? I have an idea

"I LOVE THIS JOB!"

Make sure to dessicate a beloved cigar to roll that shit. No Phillies for the MP.

Too bad you won't be able to blow smoke all over Rees-Mogg's dorky suits.

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