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Okay, so. This is really interesting because on Voyager-era starships, the transporter actually performed a scan of the individual's cellular and genetic structure as part of the matter conversion process to enable the transporter to reassemble them in the right way.
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this is the most low budget only on amazon prime ass concept for a horror movie I've ever heard
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NOTES FROM THE NEXT DEBATE TRUMP: [turning a shade never before seen on human skin] i am bulletproof. I am more powerful than buddha and harder than jesus BIDEN: [t-posing and clipping through the ground] those students don't know what they're complaining about, jack
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in 2013 I saw a man get a 100,000 hour probation on the SomethingAwful forums and today I saw him come off probation and immediately pick up the same argument, quoting a reply from 2013, absolute next-level hater, I can't even imagine, my man is the Count of Monte Posters
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it's been funny but now it's time to shut the patient's machines down
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I condemn political violence in ALL its forms unless it's funny
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This is true of literally everything though
Political violence always benefits authoritarians because liberals will always condemn it and authoritarians, regardless of whether they are perpetrators or victims, will always use it to claim more power.
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"ban guns"? Lol. Lmao. No, everyone must undergo head reduction surgery to make them harder targets
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Holy shit guys did you see the news
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It’s pretty crazy that the crossword app employs opinion columnists now
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the priest at this clown funeral has the chance to do the seriousest thing that ever happened
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> Suspicious email arrives in my work inbox > I report attempted phishing to our cybersecurity team > Automated reply from security team: "Thank you! This message is 'Low Risk', no threat was found." > Perplexed, I click the link in the original email > Phishing test email. From the security team
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oh marvel snap why did i ever stop playing (wins and loses alternately for several hours, never advancing in the ranks) oh right that's why
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martin, married with children, x-files...the old fox lineup is slowly reemerging from the depths...being dragged back to life by the eldritch energy of the decrepit simpsons. parker lewis can't lose and herman's head could visit upon this realm at any moment
they are making a prestige hourlong drama reboot of martin which is somehow an even dumber idea than "bel-air" I am wondering what the limit is here. alf? small wonder? the geico caveman show?
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Need to compose like 100 patterns in a drummachine Good ambient music recommendations I can listen to while I do it? It needs to have no rhythmical elements, otherwise I can't listen to it over the drummachine
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braid's janky (i'm sorry, "emergent") puzzles would be rejected by a more perfectionist puzzle designer and then braid wouldn't have come out and made indie games cool so it's impossible to say if janky puzzles are good or not
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I think all the time about the interviewer who asked Meryl Streep “how did you not know about Weinstein” and she was like “I didn’t know because he NEEDED me not to know” it isn’t a character flaw to have been deceived by someone who is a deceit expert cultivating the cover of your faith & goodwill
Whenever someone is outed as problematic, there are a billion people who need to see, in sky-writing, "you didn't know, that's ok, but now you do, act accordingly." No one expects you to be psychic or in on every whisper network, and folks inferring so aren't being fair. WHISPER networks. WHISPER.
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I don't know where I read it but "abusers spend as much time grooming their character witnesses as they spend grooming their victims" has really stuck with me
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we salute our troops
OK but what if the gay furry hackers released transcripts of their text conversations with Heritage Foundation Director and massive pissbaby Mike Howell?
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Sorocaba City Hall - Sorocaba, SP, Brazil r/brutalism
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So the more I see of this, the more I respect it. The Cybertruck is so unrelentingly and singularly absurd that the only sane aesthetic response is to heap yet more absurdity on top. This exudes a level of "you're locked in here with me" energy that you don't often get the opportunity to witness.