batkaren: It’s come to my attention many of you are taking liberties when grinding your enemies’ bones to powder. Granite mortar and pestle, or kindly get the shitting fuck out of my clubhouse.

It’s come to my attention many of you are taking liberties when grinding your enemies’ bones to powder. Granite mortar and pestle, or kindly get the shitting fuck out of my clubhouse.

I'm just making do with what I've got, man.

*slowly reboxing my iMNP: the grinder of the future, made of 3/2.5 titanium with nanotechnology micro-abrasions for perfect uniformity every time!™️*

hmmmm I may rescind

Is a molcajete acceptable?

That will do. Go on, get in the clubhouse, you scamp

Wait... Was I supposed to take the bones out BEFORE I ground them?

No you did it right

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