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Prince was an absolute musical genius but a terrible dove impressionist
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Incorrect; most doves simply do not have access to a Linndrum
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Made a lot of doves cry, have ya? Heart breaker.
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Maybe he was just like his mother. She was never satisfied.
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Much in the same way Powerman 5000 aren't great astrophysicists.
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Being an astrophysicist didn't stop Brian May from being a great guitarist!
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Sorry to go off subject but coincidentally I bought two tadpoles for my backyard pond yesterday and their names are Wendy and Lisa. 🕊️
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I should know. I work at the Dove Torture Institute.
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Not a very good producer though...
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He also couldn't make up his mind whether he wanted to be the messiah of a religious kind... or a messiah of the sexual kind.
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Morris Day was a better actor.
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Also, let’s not pretend doves have feelings.
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this is what it sounds like: waaaahhhh
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What if he had a weird ear thing where thats what doves *did* sound like? much to think about, nature is a land of wonder