Bill Corbett: [sweating, eyes darting to exits] uh hey how about this weather?

i asked a lefty straight man i know (this is IRL) whether he was aware of the transformers comic where little girls have to kiss them to make them transform. i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone acknowledge that any of it was real

hahaha

bill i'm so sorry if i'm the cause of you learning about this. i never wanted you to have to know

[sweating, eyes darting to exits] uh hey how about this weather?

I just keep saying "It's from a Japanese Transformers thing...that's all. It's from a Japanese Transformers thing...that's all." over and over again.

the Japanese are very mad that this is how it's known! They also hated this!

[giving my car a lil smooch and then hauling ass out of here]

In anybody's defense, the Transformers Wiki was once set up so that any time synonyms of the words "creepy" or "messed up" or "sickos", etc. appeared in articles, they linked to ...uh... the explanation for this. No, really. The word JERK also always used to link to Sentinel Prime's article, too.

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