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i asked a lefty straight man i know (this is IRL) whether he was aware of the transformers comic where little girls have to kiss them to make them transform. i cannot overstate how little he wanted to talk about this, let alone acknowledge that any of it was real
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I've just taken a look at the Transformers Wiki entry on this, and...I have questions.
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Is one of them "am I on some kind of watchlist just for looking at this?" Because that was one I had.
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That, along with one line in the Wiki "Discussions" section that goes "A deep, chilling dread, like that no doubt felt by many a character in H.P. Lovecraft's lurid works". Also, Why does this exist?
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god of course brockway covered this early on
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That might still be the most disturbing article on the site, even more than the ones with the actual murders
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I think the part that's the most nuts about it is that the youngest character was...16 I believe? And the other two leads were adults. But you wouldn't know this going off the artwork. (Also the artist not only still does work on the brand but probably designed toys you own)
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bill i'm so sorry if i'm the cause of you learning about this. i never wanted you to have to know
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[sweating, eyes darting to exits] uh hey how about this weather?
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I just keep saying "It's from a Japanese Transformers thing...that's all. It's from a Japanese Transformers thing...that's all." over and over again.
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the Japanese are very mad that this is how it's known! They also hated this!
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[giving my car a lil smooch and then hauling ass out of here]
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In anybody's defense, the Transformers Wiki was once set up so that any time synonyms of the words "creepy" or "messed up" or "sickos", etc. appeared in articles, they linked to ...uh... the explanation for this. No, really. The word JERK also always used to link to Sentinel Prime's article, too.
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No, Bill, no! Don't go there! It should have never happened! 😭😭😭
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I take some small comfort in knowing that terminally-online right wing internet crank shit is deeply repellant to the average American, so much so that they could easily be mistaken for any old political boogeyman you might want to project upon them.
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“What’s that? People are mad about Disney making woke log flumes? They’ve fallen to DEI? Your father knows more about fishing equipment than I do, go ask him”
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Well I'm physically uncomfortable just reading the description.
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Yeah, the Controversy section thankfully pulls no punches.
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Wow my initial impression was this was going to be one of those relatively harmless kid things that adults over sexualize but no, no it was not
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I’m a lefty straight man who wants to talk about this 👉👈🥹
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As a left leaning straight man outside of the Transformers fandom: WTF?!
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As a bisexual woman who loves Transformers: Fucking SAME.
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I mean, the TFWiki does this for pretty much every article, but yeah, it's bad
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TFWiki is mostly written by David Willis and people trying to write like David Willis
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"let's get real for a second: this sucks" voice apparent here
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That should be the next movie.
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in a weird way or in a like, cute way. like oh they give em a little smooch on the headlight and they transform, or is it like. gross
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on the lips or where lips would be, decepticons have penis tongues, etc.
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oh. my god. no thank you. nooooo thank you. no thanks!
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This sucks. I hate this. Fuck.
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this etc is doing some heavy lifting here
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Jesus Christ... I thought you might've been exaggerating but... I looked at the wiki link someone else posted and... it's straight up pedo material. What the actual fuck!?
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wouldve thought that was super cool tbh if it had not been for the little girl part great. awesome. thank you not for this information 😭
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Having just skimmed the wiki, GOD, I wish you were making that up
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You're on to something deeper here - stay the course
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just give the box from Hellraiser a little spin come on, i'll stop talking about it if you do, like, one move
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TFW one does not want to click a link because one is a state-mandated CSA reporter
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Depends on the illustrator. (Good heavens, that Bumblebee is adorable, though.)