Christy, Butlerian Jihadist: For Sale: solid wood, antique wardrobe, heirloom quality, handmade, lots of character and quarks; sold as-is; nothing I can do about the portal to the realm of the Jesus lion; if an imperious lady in a white dress offers you Turkish delight, tell her no, that's a trash candy; $500

For Sale: solid wood, antique wardrobe, heirloom quality, handmade, lots of character and quarks; sold as-is; nothing I can do about the portal to the realm of the Jesus lion; if an imperious lady in a white dress offers you Turkish delight, tell her no, that's a trash candy; $500

...never worn 😔

If you keep lipsticks and nylons in it, is there any chance of fatal train accidents? Had some problems along those lines before. 😢

The Jesus Lion is sexist. Sorry. We tried talking to him about it and he's not interested. He's also arguably racist against Muslims.

Sold!

You have to pick it up yourself tho

Millions and billions of quarks!

👆😏👉

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