blaine capatch

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i am on this show

(Jerry Lewis voice) A Quiet Place DAY ONE

so it DID happen

This week it's our 50th episode! We're celebrating with a banger as @heyitstva.bsky.social and Producer Darcy Fiander talk with return guest, @blainecapatch.bsky.social ! Enjoy this one, folks! oshopod.com/2024/07/03/e... #podcast #comedy #jokes

in the future everybody will be the voice of their generation for fifteen minutes

Me Ishmael

I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

Mayochup gets called in to identify a body... HIS! On an all-new MAYOCHUP!

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Hey kids! You know that secret project I’ve been working on for the better part of the last seven years? KABOOM!!! www.gamesradar.com/comics/gamem...

DIE creator Kieron Gillen is "envious" of Gamemasters, which he calls "the most accessible and certainly the funniest" history of RPGs availablewww.gamesradar.com The new book tells the history of roleplaying games in the form of a graphic novel

(Fred Schneider voice) shake it like a Polaroid PICTURE

listen all y'all, it's a

(Tommy Tutone voice) 1-877 Kars4Kids

Ingénieur: Voudriez-vous finir de mâcher et d'avaler cette bouchée de chips avant de commencer l'enregistrement Serge Gainsbourg: Non

if today is Saturday then this is tonight

Who cares what you're doing tonight? In 1 week it's Story Smash The Storytelling Game Show! Back at The Lyric/Hyperion in LA! TICKETS- bit.ly/3QqBLv4 Discover Hollywood says- "It's A Perfect Night Out!" w/expert judges Danny Zuker @blainecapatch.bsky.social and Fielding Edlow!! #spinthatwheel

wearing my wife's underwear just to feel something, anything

If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it free in Van Nuys

Ferrero Rocher is the only candy that wears lingerie

well, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't lick peanut butter off my balls while my wife is at Joann Fabrics

you can make your very own Steve Bannon at home with a Steak-umm and some lightning

going back in time to kill baby Mussolini so he doesn't feel left out

found this old picture of me at the 1994 San Francisco Comedy Competition

for today is the day i kill Spider-Man

had a fever dream last night where i was at a hell gig and asked the bartender for a pen and he was a dick about it, later he wanted it back and i told him i sold it

i'm stand-upping at the Elks Lodge in Van Nuys on Friday June 7th if you're into that sort of thing

sad to hear about Scott Wampler, a very funny and friendly guy RIP

Me: Why do I have less diarrhea when I drink more water Judge Merchan: I meant questions about your deliberation instructions

i'm hosting LUCHA VA-VOOM with special guest DREW CAREY tonight and tomorrow at the Mayan if you're into that sort of thing @drewfromtv.bsky.social

seeing a Cybertruck is like seeing Billy Corgan in person... it's a lot bigger than you thought it was going to be

Challengers (2024, Dir. Luca Guadagnino)

are you fucking kidding me with this shit

To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything! Planet of the Apes

Young Jack Sheldon