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well, there's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't lick peanut butter off my balls while my wife is at Joann Fabrics
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What rule book would that even be in?
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Hobby Lobby, on other hand ...
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…but the beauty of it is: no hands!
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The very long disclaimer form for this service at the mall. Sign here sir. Which dog breed sir.
Not in the rule book, no.
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Check your Bible. Somewhere in the middle.
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We have a lot of specific blue laws in Maine. I am not saying it’s in there. I am not saying it isn’t.
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There are rules in books for that in the state of Washington. FYI: the trip to Joann Fabrics has no bearing on the legality peanut butter ball licking. You can blame it on the Enumclaw horse fuckers b/c they ruined it by dying horribly.