Uncle Blake

@blakethebutcher.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔻🇵🇸🇺🇦Your fave gay gym bro, butcher, sometimes NSFW, LOTR, Venture Bros, meme slut,gaymer, dog dad, sporty bro,
🇺🇦 SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦 FUCK PUTIN, FUCK REPUBLICANS, FUCK THE POLICE, and FUCK NAZIS
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Y’all!!

See - this is exactly real time example. Lemon bars aren’t even cool yet, and 23 yr old is diving in. I could complain OR I could say “yes, taste tester!” Let go of the dumb shit

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Me when I go out and have had two beers and see someone with cigarettes

@wyattswickedgoods.com when I’m rattling off insults at someone

Me but it’s sausages

I stand alone here upon an open sea, with two oceans and a whole continent between me and law.

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Oh hell yeah

Fuck John Roberts all my homies hate John Roberts www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/735353...

@wyattswickedgoods.com Uptown Funk was playing on the radio and all I could think of was youtu.be/JZYaYHoJh0w?...

"Uptown Funk" PARODY - UPTOWN DISK on Funhaus Cartoonsyoutu.be Lyrics by Bruce 'n' JoelAnimation Wizard: Andy Jocevicius https://twitter.com/yosavagesMusic Genius: Martynas Jocevicius https://twitter.com/oakowlrecordsDoh...

Me when I see what @wyattswickedgoods.com is doing to my hotdogs with his cookies and pies

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logging on

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The opening cinematics to the career mode in Skate 1 is probably one of my favorite things in all of video games. Also, the amount of love and presentation put into Skate 1 vs. Skate 3 is wild. If Skate 4 wants to be great, it needs to go back to what made the original so fun.

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I just thought this picture was cute.

@stellagarp.bsky.social does this seem obvious enough for someone who has never made sausage before?

Me when I go out and have had two beers and see someone with cigarettes

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Posters in Melbourne mocking Australia's richest woman, mining magnate Gina Rinehart. The posters feature a painting of Rinehart by indigenous artist Vincent Namatjira. Rinehart recently tried to pressure the National Gallery of Australia to remove the painting from display

@wyattswickedgoods.com when no one laughs at his puns

@wyattswickedgoods.com just now realizing GODDAMNED LUCY GODDAMNED LAWLESS was in Burn Notice and of course she played a bad ass fucking boss bitch

Really don’t want to go in on my off day to type out recipes and a sausage making plan of action like I’m explaining it to a 5 year old because I have coworkers who sometimes don’t use common sense. Why am I doing this? Because all the recipes are in a paper notebook… and look like this

Awkward

JUST IN: Iranian warship Sahand capsizes in Bandar Abbas - ISNA

When you have a coworker who is as useless as tits on a bull and insists on trying to talk to you when you’ve literally done 5 huge tasks and they aren’t even remotely close to being done with their first task of the day

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wish it was more socially acceptable to say "you are serving cunt mama" to random women who are wearing nice outfits

Tops all last month

grease the bottom

@wyattswickedgoods.com calling big corpo cookie after discovering the listening bug in his stuffed animal telling them he’s never gonna stop making amazing cookies and shitty puns

@goblingab.bsky.social is being super cute right now

@wyattswickedgoods.com giving me some cookies while @stellagarp.bsky.social looks on in a fit of rage she didn’t get any

@wyattswickedgoods.com is the bsky version of Sam Axe

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It’s not a walk of shame it’s a fuck hike

@canadianottergamer.bsky.social is a thiccccccc furry boi that I wanna carry around and gently throw onto a bed before burying his face in my fuzzy tits. That’s all

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I hate to say this again but it’s time to delete TikTok and pick up a book. Actually it’s been that time for about 4 years, but it’s still time. Your attention span is begging for something longer than a few seconds.

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Hope everyone has an amazing weekend full of merriment

@ywfyf.com and @wrenispinkle.bsky.social being cuties

@wyattswickedgoods.com in his baseball uniform after his 20th concussion in two weeks