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my S/O has an unexplainable affinity for the show Grantchester, and this new season has the vicarage covered in the phoniest looking wisteria at first I was pretty sure they just borrowed it off of the Bridgerton set, but then I discovered that Bridgerton is an American production

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What I look like scrolling social media

what I look like scrolling social media

the most fucking surreal thing I’ll never get used to is how local tv news anchors will laugh along with the meteorologist about a prolonged heatwave when I’m over here freaking out about our boiling hot planet & how bizarre it is that these chuckleheads are yada-yada-ing climate collapse

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what I look like scrolling social media

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what i look like scrolling social media

what I look like scrolling social media

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what i look like scrolling social media

what I look like scrolling social media

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what I look like scrolling social media

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What I look like scrolling social media

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me, when I see my crush’s pfp in my notifications

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me swooning when I see my crush’s avi in my notifications

what I look like scrolling social media

what i look like scrolling social media

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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"

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Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

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Boy oh boy, when Biden said Cheney was a decent man, that sure went to Dick’s head If this doesn’t convince you that Biden’s living corpse is being propped up by some pretty big donors, idk what to tell you Also, “never been an individual who’s a greater threat”?? *choke* I think that’s debatable

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If I had a time machine, I’d go back & convince Robert Heinlein not to coin the term “grok” 🙄

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When the France election results are good

Honestly fuck Alice Munro. I read this & it’s making me realize I still have so much work to do w/my therapist regarding my mother & stepfather. Wish my stepfather would just die already, but lately it’s looking like my mom will go first. I hate her for writing off my pain archive.is/2024.07.07-1...

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Democrats stood firmly behind Biden's pro genocide policies but are turning on him now that the NYT says he's "too old"? lol ok

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logging on

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Yesterday I watched the Euro2024 soccer match ⚽️ in Berlin where the Netherlands beat Turkey, and there were SO MANY Dutch fans at that game, that I gotta ask: who was running Holland?! 😳

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Tote bags should be outlawed If an organization isn’t giving me an actual grocery bag, I don’t want it

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stg I can skeet the dumbest stuff right off the top of my head, or compose a post with great care, but nothing works as well as simply including a pic of Cary Grant

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People often ask me - "have you got that picture of Cary Grant in uniform with a puppy poking out of the pocket?" Yes, they do. They rush up to me in the streets, it's true. Well, yes. Yes, I do. And here it is.

stg I can skeet the dumbest stuff right off the top of my head, or compose a post with great care, but nothing works as well as simply including a pic of Cary Grant

Tote bags should be outlawed If an organization isn’t giving me an actual grocery bag, I don’t want it

my S/O barely ever plays golf anymore — he finds it frustrating & I’ve radicalized him to my way of seeing things

my S/O once tried to get me to learn to play golf. I faced two obstacles: 1) my boobs made teeing off very challenging 2) I fucking hate everything to do with the game — the moneyed, exclusive culture, the waste of water & land, the grass monoculture — and the game itself is stupid

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let's post some mask photos bc look at how much stuff i can still do aka in which masking did not stop me from having fun

y’all masking?

Yesterday I watched the Euro2024 soccer match ⚽️ in Berlin where the Netherlands beat Turkey, and there were SO MANY Dutch fans at that game, that I gotta ask: who was running Holland?! 😳