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If someone's trying to be helpful by pointing out a problem, a good thing to do is to call them a liar. After all you wrote that FAQ years ago and there's no way it's not still 100% perfectly accurate.
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Driving on an empty tank, I remember my grandpa used to admonish me for that by saying "the top half of the tank works just as well as the bottom half".
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Grapes: Buttercup Festival 3-284
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(phone starts making alarm noises while I'm in bed) "What the... ... oh, right, I have a job!"
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BREAKING NEWS: Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which instead came in third in initial results as polling stations closed.
Projections in France's election show voters rejecting the far rightwww.npr.org Voters turned out in numbers not seen in decades to stop the far-right National Rally from taking power in the French National Assembly. Polls predicted a first-place finish for National Rally, which ...
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(sudden flash of insight) Why am I not snacking right now!?
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Nobody's ever gone to an airport then said "wow that was really fun! Too bad you need airfare to enter, I'd like to do this every weekend!"
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Time to play everybody's favorite laundry quiz show: Extra Hanger or Missing Shirt!?
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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: “The Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children” The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR
Wallace Shawn on Gaza: “The Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children”www.hollywoodreporter.com The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions
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Air fryers are so handy I wonder if any company's working on a built-in version instead of counter-tops... I could totally see having a huge air fryer above the stove instead of a microwave
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"The members of the mainstream media are human beings (despite frequent appearances to the contrary) and human beings respond to incentives. There is an enormous personal financial incentive to another four years of Trump in the White House" www.oliverexplains.com/p/the-media-...
The Media Rigs The 2024 Electionwww.oliverexplains.com History Continues To Repeat Itself
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Spaceships in video games never have cup holders, and this makes me think the future is going to suck
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I need to set up my portable AC today, because it's going to be 91F this weekend, but the first step to any kind of physical labor is trimming my fingernails and I just can't build up the energy for that
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My new restaurant's motto: "food so good, you might decide to eat it!"
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You can't defeat me at snap-zooms, I was in Time of the Apes!
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I'm starting to think if I block the word "y'all" my social media experience would be better...
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TIL there's a web analytics company named "Post Hog".
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/8 At any rate, congratulations to the Federalist Society for an achievement beyond the reach of the British, outside the grasp of bloody civil war, impossible to Nazis and Soviets and terrorists: defeating the American idea.
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Company holiday on the 4th to celebrate the Declaration of Independence, day off on the 5th to hold a ceremony burying it.
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Only days away from Independence Day. Independence from WHAT? Unelected dictators? Oops. Guess not. Just independence from the specifically British dictator. All other dictators welcome, now!
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What's the "check" on Supreme Court overreach? Well, Congress-- they can legislate more specific laws the SC can't override, or they can expand the Court and add more Justices. Will they do either? No, of course not. There's no functioning check at all.