blakeyrat 2000

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Plug McSassy

That's some hard-hitting news right there

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You just pull out the little dial and wind it every week or so, buddy. Calm down, it's not hard.

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In an alternate universe, Quint finishes his session IPA, places it in the boat’s recycle bin, and they all enjoy monitoring a large great white as she cruises for seals. Amity’s tourism has never been better. The island struggles with an insidious addiction problem, however

Sometimes Taco Bell asks me if I want to add jalepeno and I say no and then I drive the food home and add jalepeno out of my own fridge, teehee I'm so naughty

"So what's the purpose of InfoSec?" "To keep computers secure!" "What happens if there's some failure and data is lost or computers get hacked?" "WE LAUGH OUR ASSES OFF BECAUSE IT'S SO FUNNY! HAHA! LOOK AT THAT GUY, HE LOST ALL HIS DATA, HAHA!" "... you don't find that counter-productive at all?"

I have a friend way too far into "infosec" stuff and every time there's an incident like this Cloudstrike thing he forwards along their posts and all their posts are just laughing like hyenas because people's computers have been erased, they can't do their jobs...

... it's a community 100% devoid of basic human empathy, to a shocking degree.

Achilles would have been 100% invulnerable if he had just wore crocs

My favorite of his I saw recently is in his Newhart sitcom, where some townspeople decide to resurrect their 40-year-old gang war and he ends up being pulled along for the ride, hilarious: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPyX...

A goddamn icon.

Newhart 177 Born To Be Mildwww.youtube.com Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, "The Houligans", when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rival... Newhart newhart final scene newhart season 2 newhart theme newhart larry darryl and darryl newhart season 3 newhart stop it newhart finale newhart ending fin... Newhart 177 Born To Be Mild Newhart 177 Born To Be Mild

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My task this morning was to check the air in my car's tires. I failed, natch, at step 0: I hope whoever bought my old Ford is enjoying the free digital tire gauge I gave them!

UPDATE: tire gauge was in my backpack, I have now completed step 0 of my task

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Plug McSassy

One of the Ender's Games sequels, that was really crappy, has a character like that

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looks like the person who accused me of screencapping and attaching the "deleted" notification in order to fake like i'm having an argument with someone has already deleted their post

I might be dying... of summer.

"Who's playing the piano?" "That's my daughter. She's been blind ever since her husband was killed in the war." "... makes sense."

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batterpunts 🦆

I don't even know what gob smacked means! I get punched in the mouth?

Attention all journalists and bloggers: if you use the phrase "eye-popping" or "gob-smacking" I will instantly close your article. Instantly.

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Sardonicus

Wow that's an amazing story, thanks for sharing

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Nolan Hicks

I use Thunderbird for that but I wouldn't say it's a "sensible exercise", I mostly just use it because it uses a simple unencrypted file format and that way I have a backup of Gmail in case Google boots me suddenly.

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This is what I serve guests at my place. Another slice of Coming Meat? Its solid and compressed but moist...

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Nathan Bernhardt

The weird thing is the PC version is way better than the console version now-- it's like they're encouraging people to buy gaming PCs instead of consoles, which you'd think would be counter-productive

That episode of Star Trek TNG where Riker gets all horned-up for a jazz hologram, but then at the end it turns out the hologram was an idiot and was secretly being controlled by a pair of little purple guys, you think Riker ever thought about that and, like, made a profile on Binar dating sites?

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Jack Frazee

Gonna go back a few decades: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Opn...

La Bionda. I Wanna Be Your Lover, 1981. Original.www.youtube.com @LaBiondaChannel

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Trip

It's literally the first tape/cartridge the ADR or foley guy finds labeled "video game", the fact that this guy went out of his way to find a MARIO video game probably makes him exceptional. Even if he got the wrong game.

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Andrew Otis Weiss

I rewatched that show a couple months ago. What bugged me in that scene is the visuals were from Super Mario Bros and the audio was from Super Mario Bros 2. I mean come on, 1980s sitcom team doing quick 3-second joke, get it right.

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Sauna got out of control again? Hate that

I'm too dumb to do my job once again.

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It's Lamper