Thomas White

@blarkytopia.bsky.social

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AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist. America’s foremost streaming personality (self-proclaimed).
The least interesting account on Bluesky.

twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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Reskeet your mental state

I’m so proud of this card.

My dwarf has become amazingly dapper over the course of this adventure!

When you are the dwarf in the party most likely to have a van with a sweet wizard painting on the side.

My phone let me know that one of the most important heroes in the history of the Earth was created 11 years ago.

Next weekend! Join me as I spin the Wheel of Morality, play the games it chooses, and raise money for @translifeline.bsky.social! It will be a chaotic good time! tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...

Relevant to the interests of several of my mutuals here…

Who is the most prominent, national embarrassment from your state? International entries welcome, and can be national or provincial as makes sense, follow your heart

Delivering pork to Washington DC, as one does. #empirebuilder

I don’t tend to miss the old Star Wars EU because, wow, was a lot of it dumb. But we also used to get characters like this: Imperial Weapons Engineer Moff Rebus (from the game Dark Forces).

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

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Mark Baxter

Tag yourself! I’m KSHT CLAK.

The posse is ready in our brimstone mini-fezzes to start our Shadows of Brimstone livestream tomorrow morning at 11am! Come watch us crack wise and fight monsters! twitch.tv/blarkytopia

One of my favorite tricks of existence is that I’ve been a loyal member of AAA since 1952. I was born in 1975. *waves hands all spooky-like* Magic!

If you were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?

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Certified Tom Paris-Hater

Also the user questions on the website for it are amazing.

This happened. Thanks for watching. Already thinking up what to stream next year.

It’s that time of year again. Time for a Festive Holiday Nog!

I finally figured out what these stupid “trucks” remind me of - the front and mono-wiper of these things:

here it is, your moment of cybertruck zen

Look at these badass hombres! This weekend they’re going to fight monsters and raise money to help sick kids. Doncha wanna help them help the kids? Of course you do! www.extra-life.org/participant/...

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

This but green. Check.

It’s that time again, fundraising is open for Team Sensible Shoes as we prepare to do Extra Life 2023 on November 10 & 11, playing Shadows of Brimstone once again! Won’t you help us help the kids? www.extra-life.org/participant/...

Was really surprised to find this production model Cybertruck in the office restroom today.

Recombobulate with a time you looked cool.

Reskitter with a time you looked cool.

This is the only Batman movie I’m interested in seeking.

This is my gender btw

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