Thomas White

@blarkytopia.bsky.social

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AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist. America’s foremost streaming personality (self-proclaimed).
The least interesting account on Bluesky.

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“No, you dumb fucko, just keep pulling the rope.” When Taskmaster New Zealand delivers a new mantra for you.

DAMMIT PHIL

GAME ON! Time to face the Wheel of Morality once again and play games badly to help out the folks at @translifeline.bsky.social. Come enjoy the chaos and maybe add to it with a donation! www.twitch.tv/blarkytopia

blarkytopia - Twitchwww.twitch.tv Facing the Wheel of Morality on April 27 & 28 to raise money to help Trans Lifeline! Check out my

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hell yeah north side

Tomorrow at 11:00am PDT! Join me as I revisit the Wheel of Morality and raise some bucks for the good folks at @translifeline.bsky.social to celebrate Pride month! Enjoy me playing games badly and help me help this great cause! twitch.tv/blarkytopia (more info on the “About” tab)

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Realized I haven’t touched some of the Wheel of Morality games since April, and I may want to refresh my familiarity with the controls and systems with a sober brain before attempting them with Saturday’s Infinity Goblet. Also discovered that shooting TNT barrels in Weird West is satisfying.

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It’s Pride Month! So let’s revisit the Wheel of Morality this Saturday and maybe raise a few more bucks to help the folks at @translifeline.bsky.social help the trans community! On Twitch, say around 11am PDT. Enjoy watching me play games badly to help a great cause! twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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Reskeet your mental state

Just compared my particular strain of depression to the police interrogation techniques that cause false confessions. Does that count as a breakthrough?

I just had a short nap, and a short dream during it. In the dream someone was showing me the interior of their Cybertruck and they pulled a panel back and where a cabin air filter should have been was a Mott’s apple juice box. The straw was still attached.

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There Are Cathedrals Everywhere For Those With The Eyes To See

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We here at NERV want to wish you a Happy Pride and hope that this year we’ll make a much greater impact

I’m so proud of this card.

My dwarf has become amazingly dapper over the course of this adventure!

When you are the dwarf in the party most likely to have a van with a sweet wizard painting on the side.

My giants? They might be.

My wolf? Guitar.

Important Satisfactory Update: WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE *puts on the Future Sound of London as a soundtrack*

Listening to The Breeders just to Deal something.

Eating a banana just to peel something

My phone let me know that one of the most important heroes in the history of the Earth was created 11 years ago.

I've created a clip collection of all 10 deaths from the first day of my Wheel of Morality livestream. Some of it is rather amusing, because I am bad at these games. Enjoy! www.twitch.tv/collections/...

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The downside to last weekend’s Wheel of Morality shenanigans is that I have 12 unfinished games that I want to see the endings of.

Holy cow! We have managed to raise $1550 for @translifeline.bsky.social ! I am just astounded at the generosity of all my donors as I made a food of myself playing video games poorly this weekend. We spun the Wheel of Morality 29 times this weekend, which means I also consumed a lot of whiskey.

GAME ON! Again! Facing the Wheel or Morality for a few more hours today. Will I make it past any of the embarrassing places I died yesterday? Will I make that sweet sand volleyball court in Satisfactory? Tune in to find out as we raise money for @translifeline.bsky.social www.twitch.tv/blarkytopia

blarkytopia - Twitchwww.twitch.tv Facing the Wheel of Morality on April 27 & 28 to raise money to help Trans Lifeline! Check out my

14 spins of the Wheel, too much whiskey, a lot of in-game deaths, and $750 raised so far for @translifeline.bsky.social so far! Let’s do it again tomorrow at 10am PDT, shall we? twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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Watching period dramas without my glasses on feels somehow extra proper. Like I’m some nearsighted bastard in the corner “seeing” what’s happening.

GAME ON! Join me as I play games chosen by the Wheel of Morality and help raise money for @translifeline.bsky.social ! Help me help the trans community, and enjoy the chaos as every spin of the Wheel brings another game to play and another drink to enjoy. www.twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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TOMORROW! The Wheel of Morality chooses the games as I raise money for @translifeline.bsky.social ! How many times will the wheel spin? How long will I actually get to play any of the games? Come enjoy the chaos and help this fantastic organization starting at 10am PDT. twitch.tv/blarkytopia

blarkytopia - Twitchm.twitch.tv Facing the Wheel of Morality on April 27 & 28 to raise money to help Trans Lifeline! Check out my "About" tab to learn more!

MAXIMUM CHAOS has been unlocked for this weekend! If I spin the Wheel of Morality I also have to take a drink. Which will likely lead to more Wheel spins. Oh dear. Come enjoy this madness starting Saturday morning at 10am PDT! Supporting @translifeline.bsky.social! tiltify.com/@blarkytopia...

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KTLA’s annual Godzilla movie marathons were important moments of my childhood, and I like to think this test coverage directly lead to those marathons.

Today in 1952, during Operation Tumbler-Snapper, Los Angeles television station KTLA made the first live nationwide television broadcast of a nuclear test from the Nevada Proving Ground. The test was Shot CHARLIE, a 31-kiloton airdrop from a B-50 bomber which exploded at a height of 3,447 feet.