mr. cannoli: using one of these to steal a cops gun

using one of these to steal a cops gun

Yoink!

These pissed me off so bad because that's exactly the kind of cool shit I always wanted to do except you couldn't even use of one these stupid fucking things to pick up another one of these stupid fucking things, because the only thing that ever actually stuck to these was pet hair.

i imagine this is what the SLA were thinking when they were designing their flag

Just like the old childhood classic youtu.be/KSYfj-gYQ8E?...

Reach for a Cop's Gun! - Cold Ones Reuploadyoutu.be From twitter, not mine-Thx for 10K

Can’t shoot?

What of cops carried these instead of guns?

i imagine it making the whiplash sound effect and all too

Pretty much the only hand job I could get as a kid.

Why did we have a similar joke in mind? bsky.app/profile/nupp...

i maintain one of the funniest bits in Rick & Morty is when he sprouts what looks like enough cybernetic murderware to wage war on an entire planet only for it to turn out to fire a little suction cup dart that lets him grab his opponent's gun, fumble with it, and then shoot him in the head with it

Rest in peace, brother

Best handjob a kid could give. Either that, playdoh, or those lil extendo hand grabbies

They don't have the technology to counter it

Omg let’s go steal some guns yay

“GET OVER HERE!!”

After the 4th try they start asking questions. Kids needed to use simple words to explain.

Make sure you say in a high pitch silly voice "don't mind if I do" as soon as you're pulling it out.

aw somebody said yoink already

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