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I promise you that absolutely nobody wants me to come to MAGFest except you. How about we just go out to a bar with a few folks and shoot pool? If they have an open mic I can do a tight five then drink whiskey while screaming about promissory estoppel.

Boozy you should come to MAGFest sometime

To be fair there are plenty of bars at MAGFest so this works there too

How many of those bars will let me scream sing bad songs?

One of them has a karaoke night and Magfest itself has a soapbox

…PEOPLE USE SOAP AT MAGFEST?

I JOINED THE WRONG GODDAMN FANDOM

To be fair, Magfest is basically a furry con at this point

In that case, I want a panel called “The fuck am I doing back in Maryland?”

You could probably submit that as a panel (but replace fuck with heck) and keep it PG-13 and ur golden

…okay but do I really have to keep it PG-13? I mean…it’s Maryland

If you'd come to MAGFest like 3 years ago, maybe but now we keep it a little more family friendly because our panels are recorded and broadcast live on twitch/our hotel broadcast system

….okay so that did not stop me at all when Anthrocon did it. Instead I did an entire comedy bit about fucking a bagel on main stage.

LET ME BE GREAT

Make you great again?

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