I've seen enough: GOP candidate Tarp Bumpass, a sunburned chiropractor who rose to national notoriety after firing a rocket launcher into a blimp with the word "gender" written on it, injuring 312 bystanders, has been defeated in his race for a Pennsylvania Supreme Court seat.
I texted this to my wife without context and she thought it was real and laughed super hard until she realized she had to clarify that it wasn’t funny people were injured.
