in 6th grade? I think? I was holding a pencil under my desk while reading, knee involuntarily jerked and I stabbed a ring finger with the pencil. Why was I holding it under the desk? No idea. Why did I have the point facing my finger? No idea. Is there still a mark on that finger? Yes
quote post this with a really foolish injury
one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2