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I’M WRITING THIS STANDING ON THE COUCH, MY WIFE HAS LEFT THE ROOM, IT’S JUST YOU AND ME NOW

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The banh mi era has arrived, plead your fealty or despair

Not too brag too much, but I'm the comms director for Biden and it was my idea to have him do a senile Reagan impression. He didn't want to do it, so I had to use the 'ol bowl of jellybeans trick, just like I did with the Gipper.

One of the men is now saying he has twice, no thrice, the number of wolves inside him compared to his opponent.

Inside both men there are two wolves, that’s a total of four wolves were talking about folks.

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I will be voting for whichever candidate proves themselves the most generous lover

When my dog wakes me up at 6am to start the day

The only thing anyone wants is access to a hot communal hole

You: a productive member of society, doing productive things on a work day Me: trying to convince ChatGPT that RRR still stands for Ravishing Rick Rude

Look at them. They’re called Ukrainian Muffins now

Yoko Ono knew what’s up

No one has ever been more committed to not being cool

The term “balls to the wall” has been imbued with new meaning

My memes: real, like the ghetto Your memes: fake, like Jay Leto

My dogs when I bake bread

Let’s gooo

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Hear me out: train the AI on only public domain material and let it talk like a copy of Beowulf

No one has ever been more committed to not being cool

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