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I’M WRITING THIS STANDING ON THE COUCH, MY WIFE HAS LEFT THE ROOM, IT’S JUST YOU AND ME NOW
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 2 days
Wouldn’t be surprised to see a—“they must be important if they can cause all this damage, why aren’t they worth more?”—bounce off this.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 3 days
As a balls-on-top gentleman, this hits close to home
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 3 days
The banality of modern slavery somehow never fails to startle. Anyway, if you'd like to help scale sales, they're hiring!
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 4 days
Get in loser, we’re making bread tacos 🍽️
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 6 days
Don’t tread on Banh Mi
Avatar 🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 14 days
The banh mi era has arrived, plead your fealty or despair
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Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social · 8 days
Biden misspoke, called Zelensky Putin, and immediately corrected himself. Trump was shown a picture of a woman he raped, misidentified her as his 2nd wife, and had to be corrected by her lawyers. What are we even doing here?
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 8 days
Dogs think we are wizards, that’s how lights and elevators works. One of my dogs gives me a look of betrayal when we walk outside and it’s raining.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 8 days
Vance makes the most sense, which is why it can’t be him. He wants to pick a family member, he loves the king vibes.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 8 days
Isn’t this kind of life in general—the only way to be purely ethical is to be ignorantly naked in the forest like Adam and Eve? And of course even if one could do that, they’d be relegated to irrelevance. There’s no getting involved without getting your hands dirty.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 14 days
He’s almost certainly fighting with party insiders to get one of his kids as VP
Reply toAvatar Daniel Feldman
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 14 days
If internet really is all about cultivating affinity groups, Reddit may turn out to be the turtle in the social media race.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 14 days
The banh mi era has arrived, plead your fealty or despair
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 16 days
open.spotify.com/show/5eLpTxh... does a great job of this with a sequential narrative of 20th century; highlights how much of it was path dependence while not letting guys like Wilhelm off the hook.
The History of the Twentieth Centuryopen.spotify.com Listen to The History of the Twentieth Century on Spotify. “The History of the Twentieth Century” is a podcast dedicated to telling the story of the twentieth century. While we love talking about inte...
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 16 days
Careful there Pargin, this here be Glizzy Lizzy country and we keep glizzys in our gats
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 18 days
Ed Edwards: “no one is going to top me in insane scandals. Others may achieve greater heights of corruption, horniness, or just vanilla evil, but none will top my insanity” Kennedy: “hold my brain worm”
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 18 days
Ed Edwards: “I don’t have skeletons in my closet, I have a cemetery in my front yard” Kennedy: “they call me the crypt keeper, for reasons I can’t go into”
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 19 days
Build a wall around every trump property. A spite wall. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spite_f...
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Reply toAvatar Mike Masnick
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 19 days
President porking porn stars, what a country *yakov smirnoff voice*
Reply toAvatar Adam Bonin
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 19 days
The Greek prime minister keeps a bottle of hemlock in his desk drawer for just this purpose.
Reply toAvatar Tim Onion
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 20 days
Just you wait, he’s warming up those knees
Reply toAvatar Ward Q. Normal
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 21 days
All I’m saying is can’t we figure out a way to get Liz Truss over here to, you know, do him in like she did the queen?
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 23 days
Not too brag too much, but I'm the comms director for Biden and it was my idea to have him do a senile Reagan impression. He didn't want to do it, so I had to use the 'ol bowl of jellybeans trick, just like I did with the Gipper.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 23 days
One of the men is now saying he has twice, no thrice, the number of wolves inside him compared to his opponent.
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Inside both men there are two wolves, that’s a total of four wolves were talking about folks.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 23 days
Truly curious who trump picks for vp. I think Vance would be odious but strongest pick, but I’d guess trump doesn’t want anyone with that much charisma. My $ is on Desantis.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 23 days
Inside both men there are two wolves, that’s a total of four wolves were talking about folks.
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ceej @ceej.online · 24 days
I will be voting for whichever candidate proves themselves the most generous lover
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 25 days
"This election is going to be spicier than the hot sauce I keep in my hip holster." Note: the "hot sauce" is a propriety mix of Ovaltine and the oil they use to grease the Tin Man.
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 1 mo
What's the issue? I lost my label maker so I've been branding everything, my bag, my car, my sandwiches, all of it.
Reply toAvatar ceej
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 1 mo
“Hey lonely ladies come get this billionaire jizz, it’s how you get kids with flair and rizz” I mean the jingles write themselves
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🌻Bread @breadlife.bsky.social · 1 mo
To everyone who scoffed when I said we should shoot the infants before it’s too late, look who’s laughing now.