Brendel: I feel like the level of ritual humiliation they have to go through is both correct and also can only come from a nation that has a 1,500 year history of jesters throwing pies at the nations biggest nerd

I feel like the level of ritual humiliation they have to go through is both correct and also can only come from a nation that has a 1,500 year history of jesters throwing pies at the nations biggest nerd

jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava

hey it’s me, jacob rees-mogg

TIL that Jacob Rees-Mogg's wife is named Helena Anne Beatrix Wentworth Fitzwilliam de Chair which I'm pretty sure was also the name of the noble-born halfling in my middle school D&D campaign.

It's really beautiful, in a way. A properly absurd form of government

If you lose a parliamentary election do you all get to do one karaoke number or something? I'd have run just to sing "Maybe This Time" next to my shitty ex congresswoman, we should adopt this system

to be frank, Rees-Mogg deserves more humiliation, like a public, no-anaesthetic colonoscopy in the town square, broadcast on big screens.

if nanny were here he wouldn’t have to suffer this indignity! (if you don’t know, please look up jacob rees-mogg + nanny)

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