Brian Grubb: just googled “is it okay to eat slimy carrots” in an incognito window because I didn’t want the internet to think I’m a college sophomore

just googled “is it okay to eat slimy carrots” in an incognito window because I didn’t want the internet to think I’m a college sophomore

also “slimy carrots” would be a good name for like an underworld-adjacent nightclub owner

See here I was thinking GWAR Kidz Bop cover band