Brian Grubb

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might try working in “suspected shadow ban” as an excuse to get out of things “yeah man sorry i missed your birthday party i think i am being shadow banned from Buffalo Wild Wings”

SECURITY GUARD: what's your name UNDERCOVER OPERATIVE:

congratulations to the new Beverly Hills Cop movie for achieving screenwriting excellence

at some point in your life you will have to accept that your “hotshot loose cannon who gets results” days are over and you’ve moved into “coming out of retirement for one last job” territory

duhhhh yes this is true, i have changed it to "Edi Patterson," which works just as well

Good column--but Jane Krakowski was a murderer already--she was the realtor/rockwall climber. Fun episode.

THIS WEEK IN MY NEWSLETTER -- Elsbeth is the fun Friday night show I was looking for -- stuff I typed -- a bunch of stuff I clicked on Please share, subscribe, etc. briancgrubb.substack.com/p/elsbeth-is...

Elsbeth is a fun little Friday night showbriancgrubb.substack.com I love to see a quirky character solve a murder

please log off and go get some ice cream

tonight I: — ate a French dip — played a video game against my friend’s son and called him “a little prick” when he beat me — saw some fireworks — watched the Phillies win hard to ask for more out of a Friday night

this is the America the Founding Fathers dreamed of

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- the internet is now obsessed with Manny Jacinto, which I support -- please help me buy Paramount (I will do a good job) -- hot dogs Opening section is free, as always briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...

The Five Spot: Good For Manny Jacintobriancgrubb.substack.com Also this week: Hot dogs, Barbenheimer II, and cat-related dance news

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Happy Fourth of July, here is Joe Pera describing the four stages of fireworks.

Fireworks | Joe Pera Talks With You | Adult Swimyoutu.be Watch the full season of Joe Pera Talks With You: http://asw.im/5F3pMAAlso on the Adult Swim app. No log-in needed.SUBSCRIBE: https://youtube.com/adultswim1?...

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R A T B EE F

i like this headline/image combo because it implies there is a potential Air Bud situation brewing over there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFIz...

The Sandlot 1993 Fireworks scenewww.youtube.com YouTube video by FilmClips

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Hamstring has got to be the funniest name for a body part. "I don't know what's going on with your leg. It's like pork twine in there."

let me be the coach of the United States men’s national soccer team i will do a good job

ATTN @briancgrubb.bsky.social KEVIN BACON GIVES EDDIE MURPHY A "WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT" SPEECH IN AXEL F

[extremely concerned pundit voice] the LiMu Emu and Doug commercial campaign must come to an end

Business idea: A flavorless antacid powder you sprinkle on spicy or greasy food before you eat it so you get ahead of the tummy ache Tums Crumbs

HIGH-RANKING MILITARY OFFICIAL: [cigar in mouth] there's only one man for this job UNDERLING: but... but, sir... he's retired HIGH-RANKING MILITARY OFFICIAL: [bald, sweating] i don't care. get me...

HitchBOT situation here www.npr.org/2024/06/29/n...

A robot gets a face of living ‘skin’ that allows it to smilewww.npr.org If humanoid robots make you a bit queasy — would it help if they had fleshy faces that can smile at you?

HotD Scorecard: Season 2, Episode 3 -- the royal security team simply cannot stop their enemies from sneaking in wearing disguises -- i awarded a surprising amount of points based on hair(?) -- "Gwayne" Read it over at @vulture.bsky.social www.vulture.com/article/hous...

House of the Dragon Scorecard: A Failure to Communicatewww.vulture.com If Viserys and Alicent had named their son Larry, this all could have been avoided.

go sixers

House of the Dragon S2E3 Scorecard is live over at Vulture I might just keep giving the dog points every episode www.vulture.com/article/hous...

House of the Dragon Scorecard: A Failure to Communicatewww.vulture.com If Viserys and Alicent had named their son Larry, this all could have been avoided.

i have lived in a swing state my entire life and i have voted in every election since i turned 18 and i have happily ignored every mid-summer polling email and phone call i have ever seen please keep people like me in mind when you’re freaking out over polls

i really must insist more of you watch Extraordinary

"you're not in the NBA, bro" and other snippets of conversations i have overheard recently briancgrubb.substack.com/p/some-snipp...

some snippets of conversations I have overheard recentlybriancgrubb.substack.com a little harmless eavesdropping is okay sometimes

just googled “is it okay to eat slimy carrots” in an incognito window because I didn’t want the internet to think I’m a college sophomore

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

THIS WEEK IN THE FIVE SPOT -- But what if I do not want to binge the good show? -- PITTSBURGH YACHT HEIST -- God bless Jiminy Glick Etc. etc. etc. briancgrubb.substack.com/p/the-five-s...

The Five Spot: But What If I Do Not Want To Binge The Good Show?briancgrubb.substack.com Also this week: Hallmark discovers football, a yacht heist, and Jiminy Glick