✨brit ✨: poetry — Subium • Bluesky web client

“NOOOOOOOOO MUH LICENSE”

lmfao what finally did it??

I think the whole violent insurrection thing

he’s had several capers since!

remember when he tried to fuck that teenage actress for the movie borat 2: boratsamore

yes i absolutely do lmfao do you remember when his “those are my tits” transcript leaked?

I actually did forget about that one. Sickening

poetry

well, i'm turned on

👹 I’M VERY FUCKING POSSESSIVE 👹

👏THESE👏ARE👏MY👏TITS👏

THERE ARE MANY LIKE THEM BUT THESE TITS ARE MINE

*gives you business cards*

What the excuseme fuck?

poetry from america’s mayor

🇺🇸🫡🥲

replace the national anthem with this

Ms Dunphy? Poor Phil!

He may be 'disbarred' but we'll never forget 'deez barrrrrz'

So I just have to give out these business cards to women Rudy knows, and we got beef suddenly? New personal hobby.

Brb, changing my name to "give them to me (indiscernible)."

Hahahahaha WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THIS REAL??

yes 😌

I have so many questions and I don’t know that I want any answers.

I thought this was from a play because of the numbers, until I scrolled up. It always tickles me how bad these guys are at dirty talk

"C'mere big tits" is this what you hear if you have tits and you're walking down an alley in a Dick Tracy comic or something? Lmfao

mf is a cartoon villain

Lemme play some ragtime while black and white footage of him making grabby hands and crab-walking plays

Did this come out in a video or something? How is this known?! (Horrors)

Your tits belong to me is a very grand opener

ALL YOUR TITS ARE BELONG TO ME NOW 👾

I think he's quoting shakespeare

"Giuliana runs Bigtits Town!"

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