Ian Miles Schlong

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Ian Miles Schlong

@tedcruznipples.com

Area man, unfortunately

in Los Angeles
he/him
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I suppose every fascist movement has its Leni Riefenstahl
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Evangelicals: "He's god's imperfect vessel"
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I'd love that. Personally I find the apocalypse a bit of a drag & rather energetically demanding. A time out would be great.
They should give us a mental health week from the apocalypse
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They are breaking down. I just saw somebody call Trump “gay” because of this post. I’m not sure his campaign can recover from this. The GOP should consider running a replacement.
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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awful that a username as good as "little guy enjoyer" is wasted on a chud
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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It would be so god damned funny if the “he must step aside” discourse was from the ground up on the right the way it’s rich idiot down on the left.
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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“Trump supporters want him to overthrow democracy” isn’t a story I guess
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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They should give us a mental health week from the apocalypse
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We can just pretend the editorials aren’t there kind of like how Trump tried to pretend covid wasn’t there
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Amazing. Trump has better political instincts than these clowns. They know he’s lying — just like we know he’s lying — but they’re upset that he won’t publicly embrace their fascist playbook.
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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They are breaking down. I just saw somebody call Trump “gay” because of this post. I’m not sure his campaign can recover from this. The GOP should consider running a replacement.
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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He deserves to rot in hell
Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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If Trump knows nothing about Project 2025, the right should be very concerned about his mental acuity and fitness to serve. It’s a big deal for conservatives and oft discussed. Not knowing about it indicates that he’s completely uninformed on the issues facing our nation.
even trump’s campaign staff (i assume he didn’t write this) knows that the reactionary, authoritarian agenda that’s project 2025 is going to be unpopular with the average voter.
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To say nothing of those he didn’t even pay for (he’s a bit of a deadbeat).
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So many that he’s regretting them now because he could use the extra votes
Always wondered how many abortions he’d paid for.
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A few observations: 1) it was filed in April 2016, before Trump was president, and likely was in the works before he was even a candidate, so NOT a political hit; 2) the similarities with the Carroll case are striking; 3) Democratic elites will continue to be more offended by Biden’s age than this.
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Hey NYT, we're gonna need seven consecutive stories about how this disqualifies the coup-attempting felon from the presidency, if you can pry anyone off the measuring-Biden-for-his-casket beat.
Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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Fucking hell
Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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In a surprise move, the Trump campaign announces Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino as V.P. nominee
Still have no idea how this didn’t both end his political career and have him put in jail
Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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remember when this dropped at like 1 am and i saw it and i couldn't sleep for two hours and i have to warn people about pretty graphic descriptions of sexual violence
Looks like something useful is happening on the Nazi site - this court document about Donald Trump’s involvement in the Epstein case is going viral This is a disgusting read
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In Opinion: Why Op-Ed Sections In Newspapers Are Complete Bullshit
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this is doubly hilarious because I invite yall to picture a world in which Trump is given a plan that says he can fire whoever he wants and he says 'no I disagree and disavow this plan'
The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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The right is now having its own meltdown because Trump can’t make becoming Hitler his official campaign stance
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*gives an anime peace sign and wink as I break my knee in 4 places*
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