✨brit ✨

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harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.

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lmfao

honestly, medieval art set the gold standard & AI could never.

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everybody's horny but their dicks are broken

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bwusky ewduh fweedom caucus

Fweedom is worse than bluesky elder send skeet

gm death to america & it’s wutang wednesday so life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough 😤👐

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Molly Shah

Some Jewish people are Indigenous to Palestine- but most are not. Zionism is a 150 year old colonial project that had nothing to do with Indigenous claims (hence why they looked at Argentina and Madagascar and Syria and a bunch of other places first)

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LIKE for birthday 🎂 SHARE for soldier 🫡 COMMENT for poor 🥺

clocking in and peeking at the various census lists & saw a chief complaint for “in a situation” with someone and… yeah, that’s relatable.

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I am become the ouroborussy, chomper of butts

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Ian Miles Schlong

poetry

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because this is fucking frightening, babies adorable. wtf.

bwusky ewduh fweedom caucus

Fweedom is worse than bluesky elder send skeet

siri: how late is too late to rename a cat?

if you got the song stuck in your head, good — so did i

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i'd like to thank bing image creator for taking absolute gibberish and giving me my new favorite character, Benis Pemps.

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Blocked within five seconds but if I have to have this man’s face saved on my phone I’m going to get my use out of it

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going to facebook and posting sexually explicit minion memes is praxis

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I think Joe Biden should step down and allow Dianne Feinstein to run instead

everybody's horny but their dicks are broken

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this could be in reply to so many of my posts

silence witch

it’s called a dyson

has anyone ever invented a butt plunger, like a little plunger for your hole, as a cure for constipation?

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death to america

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thank you for putting every cause you support in your bio i also support black rights queer rights trans rights antifascism bodily autonomy neurodiversity landback and raw milk but i see you’ve neglected sloth rescue and your silence on this vital issue speaks volumes about your character so BLOCKED

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When you fall out of a coconut tree and suddenly realize you’re in the K Hive.

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You 🫵😵 stepped in 🕳️🏃 the shit 💩 numbnuts. 😹🍒 This 👽 is what 😱👈 happens when you 🤪 step 🦶 in the 👶 shit... 🔫😔 you become 🫡 total 🌎 content 🅱️ because 🤔 we're 👋 all 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 seeing 👀 you 🤣 show 📺 your whole 😩 ass. 🍑 Alas this 😡⬇ is 🤭 now 🙅⌛ social media 😋📱 and especially Bluesky 🦋🌤️ works. 👷📋 You're welcome. 🤝

bitch you are not popeye because that is some bluto ass behavior

Robert F Kennedy Jr brushes off sexual assault allegation: ‘I am who I am’

Robert F Kennedy Jr brushes off sexual assault allegation: ‘I am who I am’www.theguardian.com Independent candidate says ‘I am not a church boy’ after ex-nanny tells Vanity Fair he assaulted her at his home in 1998

y’all this is weird & honestly really fucking annoying to do. also like — boundaries! sometimes people on here just bitch into the abyss about shit like how frustrating various health issues are; it’s not a cue for suggesting more water or essential oils or whatever.

did u know if you restrict replies so people won't give you unsolicited medical advice, they will just @ you to do it anyway?

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Didn’t realize how sad this sounded until I’d already hit send.

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sometimes a post will go viral because a big account reposts it and sometimes because a lot of smaller accounts do. this is the difference between fake hits and big naturals