Getting drunk and reading about particle physics and it’s kind of freaking me out. What do you mean my body generates 4,000 antielectrons per day (not making this up)
Learned today that electronic components can’t get thinner than around a nanometer because below that electrons, due to quantum mechanics, just end up passing through barriers
I love my friends who are part of Film Twitter, but I can’t lie, the way people over there talk about movies makes them seem like the least enjoyable hobby of all time
I wonder how many times I have typed out a post and deleted it upon thinking “Hmm, that’s more me-and-my-therapist material.” Probably high four figures at least
Seeing how Biden staying in the race is an inevitable ticket to defeat I don’t really care overmuch if the NYT is being dishonest about Parkinson’s or whatever. Just get the guy the fuck out of here.
With the advent of tap-to-pay I can go to the grocery story without my wallet, which is a great way to spend a grocery trip asking myself Where The Fuck Is My Wallet
Heartbreaking: This Man Was Excited To Get a Blowjob From A Xenomorph, But When She Saw His Dick She Sighed And Popped Out The Tiny Head She Has In Her Mouth
True story: I woke up this morning with this in my head, still a little stoned, and tried to send this via voice-to-text, but started laughing too hard and didn’t realize that laughter is transcribed, so I sent it with “ha ha ha ha ha” etc. Attached to the end
challenged myself to make a beat in under ten minutes. after two minutes of goofing with samples and five minutes of screen recording me livecoding the shit, here’s what came out youtu.be/k3uIXStJWIM?...
Non-nerds ignore this: okay, today I was trying to compile some signal processing code on my aarch64 Mac, and thought I was out of luck given it used Intel SSE3 instructions, but managed to salvage it with someone’s third-party compat shim, and it worked first try, ouuuuugh
I try to curb my most millennial-coded aspects, but I just found myself viscerally nostalgic for one particular Flash game site, so obviously I am not wholly successful
Every Beatles song is either
🎵 Hey, hey, hey
🎵 The sun came up today
🎵 I will be glad today
🎵 I'm going on my way
Or
(spoken) A woman was just killed
Georgina Butterfield
🎵 [distorted circus noises]
I bet Taliban pussy goes crazy
ⓘ This tweet has been deleted
I bet Taliban pussy is nuts
ⓘ This tweet has been deleted
I bet Taliban pussy is dope and it’s mental health status is none of my business
ⓘ This tweet will live on for a thousand years
