🌿 bryan 🌿 (Taylor’s Version): and with that *adjusts microphone too low, leans over really far with my lips right on the mic*

I think about this skeet from @acab4cutie.top every time I make a stupid cum joke

that’s true, sometimes i’m basically doing the equivalent of firing gunshots to keep rent low except instead it’s cum jokes and keeping the fake bitches outta here

and with that *adjusts microphone too low, leans over really far with my lips right on the mic*

the man in black fled across the desert and the cumslinger followed

LMFAOKSKDJDJ

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