grace: that’s true, sometimes i’m basically doing the equivalent of firing gunshots to keep rent low except instead it’s cum jokes and keeping the fake bitches outta here

i want to reply to people’s posts more but i end up discarding 90% of my would-be replies bc i’m always afraid i’m being weird or annoying or overfamiliar or something. idk how to have normal interactions so i just freeze up sorry

on twitter I would send more than half my tweets to drafts instead of posting

same

blue sky is about knowing you’re about to post a Real Stinker™ and hitting the button anyway

see i keep feeling more and more pressure to not post any Real Stinkers™ bc it feels like there’s a bunch of people staring at me lol. it’s like the online equivalent of stage fright

All the more reason to post them - the people who don't get it will unfollow and you'll feel less self-conscious ;)

that’s true, sometimes i’m basically doing the equivalent of firing gunshots to keep rent low except instead it’s cum jokes and keeping the fake bitches outta here

This is a service we need, but that we don't always deserve!

You're the hero we need, and I hope someday we'll be heroic and kind enough to deserve you :)

lmfao ilysm

But, grace, my property value!

@miq.moe

LMFAO

I mean, if I'm going to preserve a skeet for posterity, it might as well look nice, right?

@bryan.town This looks nicer than a screenshot :)

this skeet has been living rent free in my head and I wish I could bookmark it

Screenshot it. :)

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