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“[grace is] the internet equivalent of when a child gets left in the woods and they find it completely feral years later”

“a lesbian mr. rogers”

“the van gogh of dead president sex jokes”

“the mormon sex directory”

she/her • 🔞 • @themckenziest.gay ♡
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alannis morisette never told us what was in her pocket i think she had a knife
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lauren and i are playing borderlands and i hit a random button and she said “watch, now something’s gonna fall out of the sky and kill me” AND THEN A BADASS CONSTRUCTOR FELL OUT OF THE SKY AND KILLED BOTH OF US
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just remembered i called myself a “dumdum” without even thinking on a WORK CALL the other day 😭
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remember when that guy with the rugrats pfp said it was antisemitic when someone called him a rugrat
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and with that *adjusts microphone too low, leans over really far with my lips right on the mic*
the man in black fled across the desert and the cumslinger followed
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I think about this skeet from @acab4cutie.top every time I make a stupid cum joke
that’s true, sometimes i’m basically doing the equivalent of firing gunshots to keep rent low except instead it’s cum jokes and keeping the fake bitches outta here
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Rare event! Competing heat domes in the Southeast and Southwest US crank out two huge all-time record highs. Palm Springs 124 and Raleigh=Durham 106 with a heat index of 118! Las Vegas is forecast to break their all-time high this weekend and even Death Valley may come close.
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age gap discourse online is so fucked. on the one hand you have people who act like they don't understand the reality of older people, usually men, preying upon younger, more vulnerable people. and on the other you have people literally saying 27 year olds shouldn't talk to 22 year olds.
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“Now that we know felons can be white, we’re massive fans of crime.”
I don’t even know where to begin with this.
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Hi Link and friends :) My mom could really use some help getting meds/food she can eat while she’s struggling with horrible tooth pain while recovering from almost dying from Covid a few months ago. $LaurenMcKenziest 💜ca,v,pp $LisaMSurprise 💚ca
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Grace made the coolest on-the-fly dinner: Lesbian Bagel Bites [mini naan pizza bites]
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53 year old disabled homeless trans woman desperately needs $40 for razors and food 😩 the gender dysphoria gets really bad when i can’t shave my venmo, cash app and ko-fi are all radix42 paypal.me/MercerWeiss venmo.com/u/radix42 cash.me/radix42 please reskeet if you can’t donate! thanks, jane 💸💕
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girl who lives out of piles
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Oh my GOD. She's like an impossibly cute alien creature! Viola is good at Finding Her Light as an adult, but she was a pretty normally adorable baby:
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im quite comfortable believing victims now and eating my hat later if this all turns out to be false. erring on the side of victims seems like the rational and morally decent play here but maybe im built different
Except that we don’t know if he did admit to it yet. Our only source on those admissions was that self-same podcast. Literally no other outlet has, to my knowledge, confirmed any facts whatsoever.
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“the butt is the boobs of the back” -quote by grace from very early this morning when she let me tickle her back until she slept lol I love her so much
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i unironically love seeing people way more educated than me talk with other super smart people about topics far too complex for me to understand
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i should just remind everyone that the woman formerly known as amber heard now lives under a different name in spain. that’s how poorly things have gone for her. and she won the original civil trial in the UK! almost everyone forgets that
This is about believing women! You people are falling for the 'Amber Heard was no angel' shit all over again but you're using _my_ human rights as an excuse for misogyny this time. I do not like that!
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Believing women should be a default. You are using transphobia to give a cis man the benefit of doubt. This line of thinking is similar to the “perfect victim” mentality. You should have spoke out! not like that. You should have spoken out sooner! not like that.
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If this many cis ppl cared about transphobia before neil gaiman got accused of raping those women, we would've already had equal rights by now
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girl who lives out of piles
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So hey, here's a thing I don't think a lot of folks know: That whole "Patient Zero" thing? The French-Canadian airhost who supposedly spread HIV all over America? That's not real. That's not what happened or how it happened.
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my favorite thing about america is drive-thru liquor stores and drive-thru cigarette shops
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me: give me a cheeseburger, hot dog style burger king employee: what me: [grabs employee’s collar] cheeseburger. hot dog style. burger king employee:
burger king what is this
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“what are you doing for 4th of july?”
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🎇🇺🇸 RONALD REAGAN FUN FACT: 4TH OF JULY EDITION 🇺🇸🎇 he’s still dead - and nothing would be more patriotic than to wish him a very hot day in hell today!🫡
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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hey you yes you. you’re doing a wonderful job looking at your phone
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the secret to good refried beans is mixing in ~half a jar of medium salsa (other shit too but this is key trust me)
THEY ARE THO OMG never had such good refried beans