KookyDame

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Performance Artist 👑 Model
Your favorite Delivery driver 🥡🥪🌮
Dabbler of Traditional Arts
Ttrpg & Collaborative Storytelling Enthusiast
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S/HE/THEM (18+ minors dni) 31
Eccentric Gremlin + Queer Brat
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I'm $50 from my end goal for tonight 🫠 and it's been 10 hours of work. Hurray delivery and service industry hustle.

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Pretty fly for a white guy 🤍 My mesh shirt has made up horror movie art on it 😈 keep my skin covered while I look cool.

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Reskeet your mental state

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cool cat #tmycat

Pretty fly for a white guy 🤍 My mesh shirt has made up horror movie art on it 😈 keep my skin covered while I look cool.

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The problem I have with "we are going to get through this" messages is that people tend to get real quiet when you ask who the "we" in that sentence refers to. And even quieter when you ask how many of "we" we can lose along the way and still be thought of as "getting through."

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DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

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eat the ones in fucking power

Holding someone shorter from behind and giving them kisses on their head as you sway beneath the starlight 💕

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Tiny Ass Kicker 💕

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Look I don’t care if it’s in-network or not, if I’m seriously ill take me here.

Tiny Ass Kicker 💕

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Reliably banging my legs into everything. Opened the car door hard on my shin today as I tried to avoid a pile of food outside it. So good. Love it

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Imagine being dramatically unfollowed IRL. You're going about your business in a grocery store when some random guy sidles up to you. "I'm going to stop following you," he whispers. "I've been following you for a long time, but no longer. Not after your recent statements." And then he sidles away

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Month 6 of no pay. New prescription diet for Sick Cat *exciting leads here* but Holy shit the generosity this week. I may not have to do this the whole month and spend that energy boosting others. Thank you all! July goal is $700. $640/$700 V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo

Month 6 of no pay. Thank you for the generosity. New prescription diet for Sick Cat. *exciting leads here* I'm so sick of having to do this and I'm sorry. July goal is $700. $340/$700 V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo

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Feed me to the algorithm and call me sexy.

Oh, this is just cruel.... I fucking hate summer

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Barely got my phone bill in time and now my apartment is like: "hey, please give us all our money by the 8th it's $2,600 you need to fix it." I hope they settle for some small chunks and then give me another paper with a deadline. Probably be done paying that by the 14th. Ooof AND I AM HEAT SICK

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We all stopped being kind when Blockbuster closed

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if you’re waiting for everyone around you to wake up, you’ll wait forever. this is how the people grinding our bones to make their bread WANT you to be. paralyzed, alienated & purposeless

the apocalypse is ongoing. it’s been happening since before we were born. if you’re waiting for some irrefutable tipping point to do something different; it’s not going to happen

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before the empire fell

I'm delivering to a celebrity hahahah Ladygag a

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I'm $35 from paying my phone bill, can someone boost me there so I don't have to go back to work again after my lunch break 💕 ko-fi.com/kookydame

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