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repost to mark yourself safe from having seen a Cybertruck in the wild yet I’m still pure and unsullied 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
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my friend saw two across the street from each other in Bend, Oregon today (one matte black with a vanity plate 🙄) and we decided it could be the meet-cute in some horrible Republican romcom, except of course that the only people who own them are likely the worst kind of shitty “no homo” dudebros
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ooh, or the meet-cute in a horror flick. Tesla Terror! but it's jessica biel running from justin timberlake drunk in the truck. Bringing sexy backs into you.
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How about a Strangers on a Train remake? Tesla owners conspiring to murder each other's wives seems plausible