my friend saw two across the street from each other in Bend, Oregon today (one matte black with a vanity plate 🙄) and we decided it could be the meet-cute in some horrible Republican romcom, except of course that the only people who own them are likely the worst kind of shitty “no homo” dudebros
ooh, or the meet-cute in a horror flick. Tesla Terror! but it's jessica biel running from justin timberlake drunk in the truck. Bringing sexy backs into you.
Yeah, they all bought them to show how they’re “high value men” (wtf does that even mean??) but it turns out none of the women they think they deserve will come with a Mike of the things. It’s just a bunch of determined, loser dudes circling the same blocks, hoping somehow to attract Wimmen.
