cigarette subaru lesbian (they/them): uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh garfield is a he/him lesbian. anyone who disagrees is fascist

i want to get into an online fight but where i’m clearly in the right and everyone congratulates me after saying how brave and cool i was to do it

pick a target i’ll blindly follow you into battle

uhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh garfield is a he/him lesbian. anyone who disagrees is fascist

you’re so smart and brave i’m glad someone finally said this

thank you!!! i’m really for the people here.

you have my vote

If you want to start a fight, you are going to have to say something at least a little controversial.

uhhhhhh uuuhhhh my political ideology is that we should bring back asbestos filtered cigarettes and run a campaign abt how asbestos and tobacco are good but it was ruined by woke because right wingers would eat that shit up and all die faster

you don't know smooth, until you've had asbestos smooth.

I’d be concerned about the second hand smoke from them obnoxiously smoking in every public space like when they’d deliberately cough on people during the mask mandate. But I bet if we added in that sucking on something is gay we could get them to eat the cigarettes.

Inhaling is straight, exhaling is gay! keep that smoke or ye be woke!

Oh there ya go!

Lead-sweetened wine/beer, too!

You can’t arrange the mass murder of political enemies anymore due to woke

yeah that's just true

Ok but popeye is actually a he him lesbian

YES

Unironically this is my strongest and most fundamental belief right now. Everything else flows from this

🥰💖

Hey this is a clear mockery of my sincere and deeply held belief that Jesus was a he/him bisexual lesbian trans man! You… *thorws darts at board* theocratic… nihilist… cumquat!

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